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[align=center]"I must say, as the queen of Wisconsin, I'm rather proud of all you servants and oddly shapedcreatures who have been fallowing my rules. And all the gracious royalty (rabbits of course) who have contributed to a good cause; World Domination, woops he he he did I say that? I.... ummm.. meant..... ummm.... World Justification!!! Yes!!! Not domination. he he he he **nervous laughter** he he ....... I think I'm going to, a,go now. "[/align]
 
Wabbitdad12 wrote:
TK Bunnies

If I may Rules Giver to Rabbit Slaves:

Slaves shall come running to fullfil any need on the first thump!

Princess Velvet of Indiana
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I like it!!!!!!!!! It'll be rule #23

Georgie:

Ahhhhhh I'm glad that you agree with me our plan for WD

here's the code for the meeting,

72978328089081 jahsiku 3781774237 adkfljaldiedmcneu

if you can't make it, that's okay here's our agenda plan,

  1. roll call
  2. go over old buisness
  3. forcing the humans under ground 101 (for the newbees)
  4. new business
  5. ajourne meeting

 
[align=center]Rule #23[/align]
[align=center]Slaves shall come running to fullfill any need on the first thump!

- Quoted from Princess Velvet of Indiana
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How about..:)

"Thou shalt always make sure that our water is fresh and if it more than one day old and alsostale ....that is the end of the human!... He that doth not provide us with fresh water shall kneel before the dogs and die."
 
angieluv wrote:
How about..:)

"Thou shalt always make sure that our water is fresh and if it more than one day old and alsostale ....that is the end of the human!... He that doth not provide us with fresh water shall kneel before the dogs and die."
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I love it!!!!!!!! The bit about the water is very good, I've had the same heartfelt problem!!
 
[align=center]Rule #24[/align]
[align=center]"Thou shalt always make sure that our water is fresh and if it more than one day old and alsostale ....that is the end of the human!... He that doth not provide us with fresh water shall kneel before the dogs and die."[/align]
[align=center]-Quoted form the wise Angieluv
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Great Ruler Giver to the Slaves

Here is a consolidated list of the rules - Muffin the Merciful



[align=center]Rule #1[/align]
[align=center]Tho must not touchth me or pull out my fuzz; even if it is falling outh.[/align]

[align=center]Rule #2[/align]You must giveth on tome KALI allllllllllllllllll of the treats. Even if some were to be feed to Teacup.


[align=center]Rule #3[/align]

[align=center]Tho shelt not vaccum.[/align][align=center]
Rule #4[/align]


[align=center]You must ask before you enter.
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[align=center]Rule #5[/align]


[align=center]Tho shalt leth me into thy closet.
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[align=center]Rule #6[/align]



[align=center]Tho mustn't pick up my poop.
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[align=center]Rule #7[/align]



[align=center]No matter how cute you think we are, thou shalt not pick us up! Pet us on our terms.[/align]


[align=center]-Quoted from the wise words of Biscuit & Roxie[/align]

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[align=center]Rule #8[/align]


[align=center]Tribute must be paidth every Monday at 10:00 of the clock. Ifth tho is unable to pay, tho shalt be puth to work inth the great floor mines!!!!
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[align=center]Rule #9[/align]


[align=center]Ifth tho doesn't make thy bed we shale ripp it to tiny peices.
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[align=center]Rule #10[/align]

[align=center]Twigs and sticks should be given onto me every 3rd Monday of the Month.[/align]

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[align=center]Rule #11[/align]


[align=center]Thoshalt sleep in my room.[/align]


[align=center]Rule #12[/align]

[align=center]Tho shall not bring new members into my house to be my slave without the inspection of the queen of the housefirst.
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[align=center]-Quted from the great Simi
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[align=center]Rule #13[/align]

[align=center]Thou shalt not shut us in the cage ever. Leaving the house, going to bed and us chewing things are NOT valid excuses.
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[align=center]- Quted from the 3 wise rabbits under the name of Korr_and_Sophie
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[align=center]Rule #14[/align]


[align=center]tho shalt not trim my toenails...EVER!
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[align=center]-Quoted from Georgie the 8-pound WonderBun![/align]

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[align=center]Rule #15[/align]


[align=center]Thou shalt not read a newspaper without giving me a section[/align]

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-Quoted from Georgie the 8-pound WonderBun!
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[align=center]Rule #16[/align]


[align=center]tho shalt never ever call my bunny chub "FAT"[/align]

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-Quoted from Georgie the 8-pound WonderBun!
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[align=center]Rule #17[/align]


[align=center]Tho shalt not make fun of my bunny butt roll!
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[align=center]Rule #18[/align]


[align=center]Tho shalt not lock me in my cage.[/align]

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[align=center]Rule #19[/align]


[align=center]Tho shalt let us eat all the funitre and wall papper we disire![/align]

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-Quoted form the Great Prince
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[align=center]Rule #20[/align]

[align=center]Thou shalt lets us pee onthy's bedding [/align]

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-Quoted from Rudy the Great[/align]



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[align=center]Rule #21[/align]


[align=center]"Thou shall not ever put any type of harness on us under ANY circumstances."

-Riley, Prince of Pennsylvania
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[align=center]Rule #22[/align]


[align=center]"Thou shalt not withold from us any substance that we make known a strong desire to partake in"[/align]


[align=center]-Quoted form Butterfinger The One And Only[/align]

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[align=center]Rule #23[/align]


[align=center]Slaves shall come running to fullfill any need on the first thump!

- Quoted from Princess Velvet of Indiana
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[align=center]Rule #24[/align]

[align=center]"Thou shalt always make sure that our water is fresh and if it more than one day old and alsostale ....that is the end of the human!... He that doth not provide us with fresh water shall kneel before the dogs and die."[/align]

[align=center]-Quoted form the wise Angieluv


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[align=center]Rule #25[/align]


[align=center]Thou shalt not move items in my home. Everything is the way I like it.
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[align=center]- Quoted from the wise Penelope[/align]

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[align=center]Rule #26[/align]

[align=center]No touching the roaylity (aka: any rabbit)
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[align=center]-Based off of "NO TOUCHY THE CWOVERBUNNY"[/align]



[align=center]Rule #27[/align]


[align=center]The brushing is over when I say its over, not when the slaves arm gets tired.
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[align=center] -Quoted from Rudy the Great[/align][align=center]
[/align][align=center]Rule #28
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[align=center]"Thou shall let us dig up all thys plants for our own amusment "
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[align=center] -Quoted form the Great Prince[/align]

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Rule #28 1/2
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[align=center]"Thou shalt not clean up the mess after we have dug up thys plants"[/align]
[align=center]-Quoted form the Great Prince[/align]

[align=center]Rule #29[/align]
[align=center] "Thou shall give us full access to thy's hay , even the hay thy has set aside for the rest of the month"

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-Quoted from Rudy the Great[/align]

[align=center]Rule #30[/align]
 [align=center]Only royalty and their slaves are allowed on the couch, all lower life forms i.e. dogs, cats etc. shall stay on the floor.

-Quoted Oreo The Beautiful[/align]
[align=center]Rule #31[/align]
 [align=center]Thos shalt not pet me EVER!!!![/align]
 
Korr_and_Sophie wrote:
Thou shalt not move items in my home. Everything is the way I like it.

Penelope
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That's a very good rule, I've been haveing that problem a lot lately with my humans!!

Wabbitdad12: I must say that your consolidated list of the rules was ery helpful. It was nice and neat, I like it alot! :nod

-Kali


 
[align=center]Rule #25[/align]
[align=center]Thou shalt not move items in my home. Everything is the way I like it.

- Quoted from the wise Penelope[/align]
 
Korr_and_Sophie wrote:
Thou shalt not move items in my home. Everything is the way I like it.

Penelope
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This is the most important rule for me (bo) because it really ticks me off when I have to go back in and rearrange my tinkle bell toys and puppy.

Cloverbunny says that hers is "NO TOUCHY THE CWOVERBUNNY" :X
 
Bo B Bunny wrote:
Korr_and_Sophie wrote:
Thou shalt not move items in my home. Everything is the way I like it.

Penelope
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This is the most important rule for me (bo) because it really ticks me off when I have to go back in and rearrange my tinkle bell toys and puppy.

Cloverbunny says that hers is "NO TOUCHY THE CWOVERBUNNY" :X
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Hmmmmm.... I rather like "NO TOUCHY THE CWOVERBUNNY", but I think I'll change it to say, No touching the roaylity!

-Kali
 
[align=center]Rule #26[/align]
[align=center]No touching the roaylity (aka: any rabbit)[/align]
[align=center]-Based off of "NO TOUCHY THE CWOVERBUNNY"[/align]
 
[align=center]Rule #27[/align]
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The brushing is over when I say its over, not when the slaves arm gets tired.

-Quoted from Rudy the Great[/align]
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Prince Here



how bout





"Thou shall let us dig up all thys plants for our own amusment "





hmm maybe we can add this to it

"Thou shalt not clean up the mess after we have dug up thys plants"





Rudy here

umm is this good?

"Thou shall give us full access to thy's hay , even the hay thy has set aside for the rest of the month"



feell free it edit to make it sound better it its good enough to make the list!
 
Crazyt123 wrote:
Prince Here



how bout





"Thou shall let us dig up all thys plants for our own amusment "





hmm maybe we can add this to it

"Thou shalt not clean up the mess after we have dug up thys plants"





Rudy here

umm is this good?

"Thou shall give us full access to thy's hay , even the hay thy has set aside for the rest of the month"



feell free it edit to make it sound better it its good enough to make the list!
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Yes I like them both. very good. Oh and let me have a word with your slave, it sounds as if they aren't reading my rule book!!!!
 
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