Greetings fellow rabbits and the slaves that serve them. I am Fraggles and I am here to say that I will be the next president of the united states.
Rabbits! To long have we suffered with our slaves lack of training and forgetfulness of the simple rules we laid down for them.
Well with me as your leader there will be change and we will finally live in luxury and total happiness.
With me as your president you can expect ALL parks to be "Rabbit only" with sprawling gardens full of veggies and massive hay racks that never empty. Sand boxes will be filled with the softest sand for your digging needs and YES there will be digging!
Of course we will still have slaves but they will tend our gardens,our homes and at night they will be "put away" while you sleep in the big soft beds!
The slaves will still work of course but after a days work they will bring home something that matters. BANANA CHIPS!
No more ridiculous pieces of dirty green paper. I have tasted that paper and I can't figure out what the fuss is about.
The slaves will build our monuments, you know that pointy tower thing in the capitol? Ya its coming down and in its place a statue of Peter Rabbit!
Show bunnies! There will be perks for you too. Rabbit shows will continue as normal with a few changes.
No more baths or grooming EVER! Also from now on all breeds will run around the table not just Tans! Fuller figured bunnies are just as beautiful as "arched" breeds. "Arched" of course being slave code for "Skinny model type". Oh and no more bits of ribbon or statues of shiny plastic. Craisons at all rabbit shows!
Rabbits! It will be illegal for ANYONE to dress you up in ridiculous outfits and from now on slaves will be wearing the harnesses.
Together we will prosper and be happy. The slaves will be our pets and we will use there thumbs to flourish.
Now I would like to turn the floor over to my running mate and future vice president. Tattoo the Octopus!
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Tattoo! Please exit the coconut shell immediately and address these fine rabbits who are waiting to hear your opinion on our future economy.....
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Tattoo!!! Uncoil yourself immediately and address your public......Wait!!! What are you doing!!! Don't you DARE blend in with that sand. Tat...Tattoo!
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Tattoo the octopus!!!!:biggrin2::biggrin2::biggrin2::biggrin2::biggrin:
OK OK I know what your thinking but in his defense I don't think he has vocal cords. But he CAN change colors AND the slaves say he is super smart. As your president I vow to find a way to communicate with this Octopus so we can learn from him and use his advanced brain to fuel our power. Until then we can always hide him in a drawer and then wait for the human to open the drawer see him.... scream and run away.
I mean just the other day the lady slave was feeding him and he reached out and touched her. She screamed and cried "he touched me" for like 15 minutes while the man slave laughed.
Anyway....If you like me have had enough! If you want to dig and chew without being shouted at. If your tired of clothes and harnesses. If you wanna see your children BINKY in the streets! (Street binkys will be OK cause cars,cats,birds ect will be illegal) then join me while I become president! For those bunnies who do not live here don't despair. After I am president of the U.S.A your country's are NEXT! Canada is first! Canada AND Daisy Mae! (She is so cute wid her widdle nose and ears)....oh um. Sorry. Anyway! Let's show these humans who is really in control! The year of the rabbit shall go on FOREVER (insert evil laugh here). Thank you for your time....This ad has been payed for by the society to make Fraggles ruler of the world.
Rabbits! To long have we suffered with our slaves lack of training and forgetfulness of the simple rules we laid down for them.
Well with me as your leader there will be change and we will finally live in luxury and total happiness.
With me as your president you can expect ALL parks to be "Rabbit only" with sprawling gardens full of veggies and massive hay racks that never empty. Sand boxes will be filled with the softest sand for your digging needs and YES there will be digging!
Of course we will still have slaves but they will tend our gardens,our homes and at night they will be "put away" while you sleep in the big soft beds!
The slaves will still work of course but after a days work they will bring home something that matters. BANANA CHIPS!
No more ridiculous pieces of dirty green paper. I have tasted that paper and I can't figure out what the fuss is about.
The slaves will build our monuments, you know that pointy tower thing in the capitol? Ya its coming down and in its place a statue of Peter Rabbit!
Show bunnies! There will be perks for you too. Rabbit shows will continue as normal with a few changes.
No more baths or grooming EVER! Also from now on all breeds will run around the table not just Tans! Fuller figured bunnies are just as beautiful as "arched" breeds. "Arched" of course being slave code for "Skinny model type". Oh and no more bits of ribbon or statues of shiny plastic. Craisons at all rabbit shows!
Rabbits! It will be illegal for ANYONE to dress you up in ridiculous outfits and from now on slaves will be wearing the harnesses.
Together we will prosper and be happy. The slaves will be our pets and we will use there thumbs to flourish.
Now I would like to turn the floor over to my running mate and future vice president. Tattoo the Octopus!
....................
Tattoo! Please exit the coconut shell immediately and address these fine rabbits who are waiting to hear your opinion on our future economy.....
.................
Tattoo!!! Uncoil yourself immediately and address your public......Wait!!! What are you doing!!! Don't you DARE blend in with that sand. Tat...Tattoo!
...................
Tattoo the octopus!!!!:biggrin2::biggrin2::biggrin2::biggrin2::biggrin:
OK OK I know what your thinking but in his defense I don't think he has vocal cords. But he CAN change colors AND the slaves say he is super smart. As your president I vow to find a way to communicate with this Octopus so we can learn from him and use his advanced brain to fuel our power. Until then we can always hide him in a drawer and then wait for the human to open the drawer see him.... scream and run away.
I mean just the other day the lady slave was feeding him and he reached out and touched her. She screamed and cried "he touched me" for like 15 minutes while the man slave laughed.
Anyway....If you like me have had enough! If you want to dig and chew without being shouted at. If your tired of clothes and harnesses. If you wanna see your children BINKY in the streets! (Street binkys will be OK cause cars,cats,birds ect will be illegal) then join me while I become president! For those bunnies who do not live here don't despair. After I am president of the U.S.A your country's are NEXT! Canada is first! Canada AND Daisy Mae! (She is so cute wid her widdle nose and ears)....oh um. Sorry. Anyway! Let's show these humans who is really in control! The year of the rabbit shall go on FOREVER (insert evil laugh here). Thank you for your time....This ad has been payed for by the society to make Fraggles ruler of the world.