Stop nipping at me you big black bullyâ¦.Iâm trying to get to do what you told me to doâ¦just let me finish some hay.
OUCH! That wasnât fair. Okâ¦fine.
Can you hear me now?
Not yet â ok â let me adjust for the frequency..
Now?
Ok â good. Looks like we don't have to bring in the Verizon guys... Fine.
Hey everyone â this is Zeus. Iâm sending this message so this big black bully will stop bugging me about âget on the forumâ¦â and âlet them know all about youâ¦.â Heâs sitting here tapping his feet while I speakâ¦.let me tell you â he nags me worse then Hershey ever did.
Ok â first of all â hello. I guess Iâm going to be part of this âforumâ thing (whatever that is) and its important to everyone that I say âhiâ. So âhiâ. I hope your week has been better than mineâ¦
Let me tell you â I was snoozing in my cage Monday when I get a tap on the shoulder. I look and there is a black rabbit. âGo awayâ I say and try to go back to sleeping. He starts bugging me again. Sheesh! If I had to conjure up a rabbit in my dreams â why did it have to be black and ugly....and a buck.
OUCH!
âLookâ¦go away. Iâm sleepingâ¦â. I go to kick himâ¦..and my foot goes right through him. Dangâ¦.itâs a hologram just like that show Quantum Leap.
âIs your name Al?â I ask.
âNope. Itâs Tiny.â
I start snickeringâ¦.I mean come onâ¦.Tiny? At his size? âYeah sureâ¦and my name is Muhammed Aliâ.
âZeus, shut up and listen. I can only spend a few minutes at a time and I need your full attentionâ¦â
I bow down before him âyes mastahâ¦.whatever you say mastahâ¦.â
Okâ¦so he gets sarcasmâ¦I can see it in his eyes. At least he canât touch me if heâs a hologramâ¦thwump. OUCHâ¦..
âListen up you arrogant fool. I never shouldâve picked you. But its too late now to change my mind. What was I thinking?â
He mutters to himself for a few more minutes and I say, âDo I need to be here for this?â
Suddenly he turns around and remembers Iâm there. âOh â yeah listen. Youâre being adopted by my mom.â
âSo I get to be a hologram like you?â
âIdiot. Shut up and listen. Iâm in heaven and Iâve chosen you to go to mom. Youâre getting a home. Iâm going to be back some in the next few days and weeks to give you tips on living with mom and Miss Beaâ¦â
âYeahâ¦.rightâ¦whatever..â
And folks â thatâs how it startedâ¦.with this big bully waking me up.
Since then he pops in almost any time he wants and starts giving me lectures and tells me to take notes. âMiss Bea likes thisâ and âMama like thatâ and âoh here are where the craisins are storedâ¦..â and on and on he goes. Like he expects me to take notes or something?â
Why he even claims my new fleece is for his darlinâ Miss Bea and how I should make it smell like me and not chew on it. âScuse me but it is MY fleece blankie. If his Miss Bea wants fleece let her have her mama give her someâ¦
Anywayâ¦.enough of this âforumâ stuff. I got important stuff to do like blankies to chew on and plastic cups to toss in the air and a few dead bunny flops too. So over and out and end of transmission and all that good stuffâ¦.maybe now I can get a decent nap in without hearing all about this Miss Bea and Mama.
Ohâ¦before I goâ¦Iâm still trying to figure outâ¦.what the heck is a week? Cause supposedly this is going to happen in 2 weeksâ¦. Whateverâ¦.Iâm going back to being an alpha bun nowâ¦.especially since the big bully just left. I canât figure out thoughâ¦why did he binky on his way out?