Discussion in 'Let Your Hare Down' started by JadeIcing, Sep 12, 2007.
Somebody stole my mood ring, and I'm not quite sure how I feel about that.
Two guys are walking down the street when they come upon a dog sitting and licking his balls. One of them says: "Boy, I wish I could do that!" The other replies: "Perhaps you should pet him first."
You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Why did the lion break up with his girlfriend? Because she was a cheetah!
What's the difference between Donald Trump and the Hinderberg? One is a flaming, Nazi gasbag and the other was just a dirigible.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
Refusing to go to the gym counts as resistance training, right?
I'm seriously thinking about re-marrying my ex-wife, but I'm pretty sure she'll figure out I'm just after my money.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic
A Priest commented at a funeral,"We are gathered here today to pay homage to a good man. He was a kind man, a man everyone loved, and a man who treasured his family as much as his family treasured him." The widow suddenly leaned over and whispered to her grandson, "Go make sure that's your grandpa in the coffin."
So, a thought crossed your mind? That must have been a long and lonely journey.
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