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  1. Feb 12, 2018 #201

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    Somebody stole my mood ring, and I'm not quite sure how I feel about that.
     
  2. Feb 13, 2018 #202

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    Two guys are walking down the street when they come upon a dog sitting and licking his balls. One of them says: "Boy, I wish I could do that!" The other replies: "Perhaps you should pet him first."
     
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    You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
     
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    Why did the lion break up with his girlfriend? Because she was a cheetah! [​IMG]
     
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    What's the difference between Donald Trump and the Hinderberg? One is a flaming, Nazi gasbag and the other was just a dirigible.
     
  6. Feb 19, 2018 at 4:10 PM #206

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    I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
     
  7. Feb 20, 2018 at 8:34 PM #207

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    Refusing to go to the gym counts as resistance training, right?
     
  8. Feb 21, 2018 at 5:23 PM #208

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    I'm seriously thinking about re-marrying my ex-wife, but I'm pretty sure she'll figure out I'm just after my money.
     
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    What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic
     
  10. Feb 22, 2018 at 11:34 PM #210

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    A Priest commented at a funeral,"We are gathered here today to pay homage to a good man. He was a kind man, a man everyone loved, and a man who treasured his family as much as his family treasured him." The widow suddenly leaned over and whispered to her grandson, "Go make sure that's your grandpa in the coffin."
     
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    So, a thought crossed your mind? That must have been a long and lonely journey.
     

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