Discussion in 'Let Your Hare Down' started by JadeIcing, Sep 12, 2007.
I'm not lazy ... I'm just in my energy saving mode.
My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them. I did that and I feel much better but I'm wondering: do I keep the letters?
I was the best door-to-door security alarm salesman for many years running. The trick was to just leave a brochure on the kitchen table if there was nobody home.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
I play golf in the low 70's. If it gets colder than that, I quit.
I threw a boomerang many years ago. I now live in constant fear.
My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he's only got his shelf to blame.
Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.
I love my life, but it just wants to be friends...
My wife has the funnies way of starting conversations. She always begins by saying,"hey' are you listening?"
Nun caught in a downpour went into a monastery for shelter to find she was just in time for dinner. It turned out to be the most delicious fish & chips she ever ate. Wanting to thank them she walked into the kitchen and found 2 cooks. Telling them how wonderful it was she asked who made what.
"Well I'm the fish friar." said one.
"And I'm the chip monk." said the other.
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
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