Discussion in 'Let Your Hare Down' started by JadeIcing, Sep 12, 2007.
I'm not lazy ... I'm just in my energy saving mode.
My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them. I did that and I feel much better but I'm wondering: do I keep the letters?
I was the best door-to-door security alarm salesman for many years running. The trick was to just leave a brochure on the kitchen table if there was nobody home.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
I play golf in the low 70's. If it gets colder than that, I quit.
I threw a boomerang many years ago. I now live in constant fear.
My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he's only got his shelf to blame.
Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.
I love my life, but it just wants to be friends...
My wife has the funnies way of starting conversations. She always begins by saying,"hey' are you listening?"
Nun caught in a downpour went into a monastery for shelter to find she was just in time for dinner. It turned out to be the most delicious fish & chips she ever ate. Wanting to thank them she walked into the kitchen and found 2 cooks. Telling them how wonderful it was she asked who made what.
"Well I'm the fish friar." said one.
"And I'm the chip monk." said the other.
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Statistically 6 out of 7 Dwarfs are not Happy.
I hate insects puns: they really bug me.
Slept like a log last night--woke up in the fireplace!
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
At least you didn't sleep like a baby!
"I wish my mouth had a backspace key."
Sang the rainbow song in front of a police officer, got arrested for colorful language.
Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.
Separate names with a comma.