Gabby
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[align=center]One Flaw in Women[/align]
[align=center](Seems to me...a LOT of men don'trealize these things.)
By thetime the Lord made woman,
he wasinto his sixth day of working overtime.
An angel
appearedand said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"And the Lordanswered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completelywashable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceableand able to run on diet coke
andleftovers, have a lap that can hold four children
at onetime, have a kiss
that cancure anything from a scraped knee to a brokenheart
-and shewill do everything with only two hands."
The angel wasastounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that'sjust on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Waituntil tomorrow to finish." But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am soclose to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
Shealready heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hourdays."
The angel moved closerand touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord." "She issoft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough... You have noidea what she can endure or accomplish."
"Will she be able tothink?", asked the angel.
The Lord replied, "Notonly will she be able to think, she will be able to reason andnegotiate."
The angel then noticedsomething, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it lookslike you have a leak in this model.
I told youthat you were trying to put too much into this one."
"That's not a leak,"the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?"the angel asked.
The Lord said, "Thetear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, herdisappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride."
The angel wasimpressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman istruly amazing."
And she is! Women havestrengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens,but they hold happiness,
love
andjoy.
Theysmile
whenthey want toscream.
They sing when they want to cry.They cry when they are happy and laughwhen they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They standup to injustice.They don't take "no" for an answer when they believethere is a better solution.They go without so theirfamily
can have. They go to the doctor
with afrightened friend.They love unconditionally. They cry when theirchildren
excel andcheer when their friends get awards.They are happy when they hear abouta birth
or awedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.They grieve at the loss of afamilymember,
yetthey are strong when they think there is no strength left.They knowthat a hug
and a kisscan heal a broken heart.
Women come in allshapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail youto show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is whatmakes the world
keepturning. They bring joy, hope and love.They have compassion and ideals.They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vitalthings to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE ISONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIRWORTH.[/align]
[align=center](Seems to me...a LOT of men don'trealize these things.)
By thetime the Lord made woman,
An angel
The angel wasastounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that'sjust on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Waituntil tomorrow to finish." But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am soclose to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
The angel moved closerand touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord." "She issoft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough... You have noidea what she can endure or accomplish."
"Will she be able tothink?", asked the angel.
The Lord replied, "Notonly will she be able to think, she will be able to reason andnegotiate."
The angel then noticedsomething, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it lookslike you have a leak in this model.
"That's not a leak,"the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?"the angel asked.
The Lord said, "Thetear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, herdisappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride."
The angel wasimpressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman istruly amazing."
And she is! Women havestrengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens,but they hold happiness,
Women come in allshapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail youto show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is whatmakes the world
HOWEVER, IF THERE ISONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIRWORTH.[/align]