ayglnu13
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ayglnu13
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"Mommy look...I'm a make up artist!!"
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ayglnu13
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"Now thats one sweet paint job!"
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ayglnu13
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Carolyn wrote:
OMG owwwww
For the difficult people in your life...
OMG owwwww
erin
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HAHAHHHHAHAHA I seriously needed that
A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking
company's
> fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde.
>
> Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'" asked the
> lawyer.
>
> Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened.
> I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."
> "I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted.
> "Just answer the question?
> Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?
> Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was
> driving
> down the road...."
>
> The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to
establish
> the
> fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway
> Patrolman
> that he was just fine.
>
> Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I
> believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."
>
> By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and
said
> to
> the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite
mule,
> Bessie".
>
> Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had
just
> loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her
down
> the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign
and
> smacked my truck right in the side.
>
> I was thrown into one ditch and
> Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't
want
> to
> move.
> However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was
in
> terrible shape just by her groans.
> Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He
could
> hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he
looked
> at
> her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.
>
> Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun in hand, looked at me,
and
> said
> "How are you feeling?"
> "Now what the hell would you say?
company's
> fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde.
>
> Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'" asked the
> lawyer.
>
> Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened.
> I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."
> "I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted.
> "Just answer the question?
> Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?
> Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was
> driving
> down the road...."
>
> The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to
establish
> the
> fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway
> Patrolman
> that he was just fine.
>
> Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I
> believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."
>
> By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and
said
> to
> the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite
mule,
> Bessie".
>
> Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had
just
> loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her
down
> the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign
and
> smacked my truck right in the side.
>
> I was thrown into one ditch and
> Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't
want
> to
> move.
> However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was
in
> terrible shape just by her groans.
> Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He
could
> hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he
looked
> at
> her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.
>
> Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun in hand, looked at me,
and
> said
> "How are you feeling?"
> "Now what the hell would you say?
Jenniblu
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LMBO!!! That story was too funny.
DuncanTheDutch
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I have a couple I want to share if it ok.
DuncanTheDutch
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Learn Chinese, Easy!
DuncanTheDutch
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Home Alone, With MJ?
DuncanTheDutch
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Birth of a Candy bar.
DuncanTheDutch
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Why I will never Bungee Jump.
