Jokes

[rabbitsrock_love]

Nurse: Doctor Papahpapahboolaboola will see you now.

Patient: Which doctor?

Nurse: Oh no, he's fully qualified!



What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

Nachocheese!



Rabbit1: I had my bucktooth pulled out today.

Rabbit2: Well, does it still hurt?

Rabbit1: I donno, I left my bucktooth with the dentist!



A teacher was calling out her students name to check attendance.

Amy........ Here!

Tom.......Here!

Alex.......Here!

Mary......Here!

Seeback.........

Seeback!!!!...........

SEEBACK!!!!!..............

Another teacher whispered into her ear, and that teacher flipped the page and continued calling out the names on the other side.



And that's my collection of jokes. Hope you enjoy!!

......And I am ROTFL!!!!:laugh::roflmao:

 

[Brandy456]

LOL! the last one.
Alot of kids have weird names now a days, so I wouldnt be suprised lol

 

[golfdiva]

Weird names? I heard about this one on the radio this morning. How would you pronounce this name:

La-a


Nope, it's pronounced: La dash a

 

[Nancy McClelland]

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