Hi everybunny Fraggles here.
As some of you saw some humans got together and made a thread mocking and hating the dewlap! They talked about how dewlaps are bad and how there happy there buns don't have a dewlap or that there bun has a small dewlap and are hoping it does not get bigger.....
It was really scary for us bigger buns to see that our beloved dewey's that we rest our heads on could be somehow done away with and we could all end up with chin lipo...Nobody ever actually said anything about chin lipo but is that not were the humans always end up???
But then when I thought it was totally hopeless and we were going down Reuben showed up!
Yep Reuben stormed onto the thread and did something amazing...He bared his MANLAP
He bared his beautiful manlap and challenged the haters to come and get him....One by one the backed down and "changed there minds" ever said they loved Reubens manly dewey....
Reuben was brave and showing his manlap! His moobs jiggled and swayed with anger and he used his fat rolls as a beacon to all us bigger buns saying "come with me I will take you out of this place and promise you a brighter day"....
He was actually able to step away from his food bowl for a minute to say "Oh no you didnthnoyoudidnt:" to those human dewlap haters.....
Reuben has saved us all and for this reason as your president (I was able to take Ohio) I am awarding Reuben a special title. Reuben will from this day forward be known as....
THE GREAT JIGGLEBUN ....RULER OF NEW ZEALAND ,PROTECTOR OF DEWLAPS, EATER OF TREATS!!!! His face will also be placed on our new bun currency as soon as I figure out how to work the printer. I know all of you buns are wiping away tears of joy as we honor our Great Jigglebun....Please feel free to respond here with shouts of "Hail Great Jigglebun"...If you would like to review his act of bravery you may do so at the link below which will most likely become a sacred and treasured relic among bun kind...Thank you all. http://rabbitsonline.net/view_topic.php?id=77171&forum_id=1
As some of you saw some humans got together and made a thread mocking and hating the dewlap! They talked about how dewlaps are bad and how there happy there buns don't have a dewlap or that there bun has a small dewlap and are hoping it does not get bigger.....
It was really scary for us bigger buns to see that our beloved dewey's that we rest our heads on could be somehow done away with and we could all end up with chin lipo...Nobody ever actually said anything about chin lipo but is that not were the humans always end up???
But then when I thought it was totally hopeless and we were going down Reuben showed up!
Yep Reuben stormed onto the thread and did something amazing...He bared his MANLAP
He bared his beautiful manlap and challenged the haters to come and get him....One by one the backed down and "changed there minds" ever said they loved Reubens manly dewey....
Reuben was brave and showing his manlap! His moobs jiggled and swayed with anger and he used his fat rolls as a beacon to all us bigger buns saying "come with me I will take you out of this place and promise you a brighter day"....
He was actually able to step away from his food bowl for a minute to say "Oh no you didnt
hnoyoudidnt:" to those human dewlap haters.....Reuben has saved us all and for this reason as your president (I was able to take Ohio) I am awarding Reuben a special title. Reuben will from this day forward be known as....
THE GREAT JIGGLEBUN ....RULER OF NEW ZEALAND ,PROTECTOR OF DEWLAPS, EATER OF TREATS!!!! His face will also be placed on our new bun currency as soon as I figure out how to work the printer. I know all of you buns are wiping away tears of joy as we honor our Great Jigglebun....Please feel free to respond here with shouts of "Hail Great Jigglebun"...If you would like to review his act of bravery you may do so at the link below which will most likely become a sacred and treasured relic among bun kind...Thank you all. http://rabbitsonline.net/view_topic.php?id=77171&forum_id=1
