BunnyLove89
Well-Known Member
Weston's Rights:
1) I have the right to a spotless litter box. One turd too many and I have the right to leave a present on your pillow as a subtle reminder.
2) I have the right to total freedom. If you try and restrict me, I will escape anyway and destroy your things.
3a.) I have the right to decline clothing. Anything you make me wear can and will be destroyed in a matter of minutes.
3b.) I also have the right to chew on your clothing. It's insulting when you say that I am grooming you. I am merely tryimg to prove to you what I have been saying all along: clothes-less is comfortable.
4a.) I have the right to meals in a timely fashion (which is determined by me).
4b.) I also have the right to whatever food I want, even if it is sitting on "your" (and I use that term loosely) plate.
5) I have the right to a silent room when I am trying to sleep. It is your responsibility to keep my fur-siblings quiet at this time as well.
More to come per Weston's request! He is also taking suggestions from other spoiled (er...entitled) buns.
1) I have the right to a spotless litter box. One turd too many and I have the right to leave a present on your pillow as a subtle reminder.
2) I have the right to total freedom. If you try and restrict me, I will escape anyway and destroy your things.
3a.) I have the right to decline clothing. Anything you make me wear can and will be destroyed in a matter of minutes.
3b.) I also have the right to chew on your clothing. It's insulting when you say that I am grooming you. I am merely tryimg to prove to you what I have been saying all along: clothes-less is comfortable.
4a.) I have the right to meals in a timely fashion (which is determined by me).
4b.) I also have the right to whatever food I want, even if it is sitting on "your" (and I use that term loosely) plate.
5) I have the right to a silent room when I am trying to sleep. It is your responsibility to keep my fur-siblings quiet at this time as well.
More to come per Weston's request! He is also taking suggestions from other spoiled (er...entitled) buns.