my human says i can't sleep on the bed anymore!

[girlzilla]

my human used to put a cage around her bed so i couldn't jump up and snuggle her/chew her hair during the night. then i bullied her into letting me try sleeping on the bed on the condition that i don't poop or pee. so for a couple of weeks i've been sleeping on the bed but i had a few (hundred) accidents and she has just informed me that i am not allowed on the bed again.

it's not MY fault my butt has a mind of it's own! i shouldn't be held responsible for what happens down there when i'm asleep. so not fair. i love sleeping with my human, she is so warm and snuggly and smells nice. how come the stupid cat gets to sleep on the bed? she puts fur everywhere.

i would let my human poo in MY bed if she wanted....

 

[Lassie]

My,bunny doesn't sleep with me at all cuz he would do the same thing too.....



Lassie

 

[NZminilops]

Aww naughty bun! Beds are for sleeping on, not marking!

:nonono: