An elderly couple made a deal thatwhoever died first would somehowcome back to inform the otherof the afterlife... their biggest fear being that there really was noheaven. After a long life, the husband was the first to go and, true tohis word, a few weeks later as his wife sat and watched TV, she heard aghostly voice saying, "Maude ... Maude ... "
"Is that you, John?" she asked as she looked in vain around the room,and the voice responded, "Yes Maude, I've come back just like weagreed."
"What's it like, John?" Maude asked, and John said, "Well, I get up inthe morning and I have sex. Then I have breakfast, and after that moresex. I bathe in the sun for a while and then I have sex twice. I havelunch, and then have sex pretty much all afternoon. After dinner, Ihave sex until late at night ... and the next day it starts all overagain."
"Oh, John," Maude said, "then surely you must be in heaven!"
"Not exactly," John said ..."I'm a rabbit somewhere in Northern Lower Michigan!"
