Funny IM Quotes

[Brandy456]

I wanted to share with you all some funny IM names I've seen.

I save alot onto Notepad so I'm not sure as to witch website these belong to.

Feel free to share some. Oh and, Keep it Clean.

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An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!

If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you

Your unique..Just like everyone else

I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door

Who's cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have a "s" in it?

I wear the pants in this house. My wife just tells me which pair to wear

Most lies are false

My imaginary friend says his big toe thinks ur crazy

1 goose, 2 geese, 1 moose, 2 meese?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me!

 

[amberelizabeth]

one of my favorites:

"some people are like a slinky, not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you push them down the stairs."

true statement i say! hahaha

 

[Roxie]

There are three types of people in the world. People who can count and people who cant count.

Which of the three are you?



[line]This one is my personal one! ^

 

[maisy126]

Brandy456 wrote:

Your unique..Just like everyone else

:laugh:

 

[JAK Rabbitry]

Where are all the IM names? False advertising!

 

[Brandy456]

Some are up and I'm going to search for more.

Anyone offended by Blond ones. Im blond and it dosn't bug me but just asking first.

 

[JAK Rabbitry]

No i'm a brunette! Kind of...

"Before you criticize someone....walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes, too."

 

[Brandy456]

If that was directed to me I am blond so I can walk in a blonds shoes.

I was just asking because I have some Blond IM names.

 

[spoh]

http://www.greatmsnnames.com/





Great IM names!!!!!!!!!

 

[okiron]

I still don't get why they're called "names"

 

[JAK Rabbitry]

okiron wrote:

I still don't get why they're called "names"



Me neither. Which is why I asked where all the names were. I was thinking like a screen name.

 

[AngelnSnuffy]

JAK Rabbitry wrote:

okiron wrote:

I still don't get why they're called "names"



Me neither. Which is why I asked where all the names were. I was thinking like a screen name.

Me three!:? I thought it'd be names too.

 

[JAK Rabbitry]

uh oh, everyone's all disappointed now.

*sad violin music*

 

[AngelnSnuffy]

JAK Rabbitry wrote:

uh oh, everyone's all disappointed now.

*sad violin music*

:threadhijacked:

Here is me trying to figure out this thread...:huh*crickets*

Edited to add: Those to me aren't "names" those are like moods:?.

 

[amberelizabeth]

i was thinking of it being like funny away messages or something. ooooops

 

[Brandy456]

I din't know what to call them. I used names because most people used them beside their name. Pretty much as a mood or as a saying.

Can a mod change the name to Funny IM Sayings.. Im not sure ifI can

 

[Brandy456]

Or even they are 'Quotes'

 

[JAK Rabbitry]

Quotes! Genius!

 

[amberelizabeth]

oh my gosh i'm a fanatic about quotes.

i have like 5 books on inspirational quotes. let me round some up

 

[Brandy456]

Thanks to who ever changed it.

I think JAKRabitry was about to burst when they wern't 'IM Names'

By the way, What did you think of hwne I said IM names. You mean like sign-in name?