Conversations with a 3 year old...Part 2

[audrinasmommy88]

So a few months ago I posted a topic about the conversations I have with my 3 year old. I am now starting part 2. Today is already starting to be quite comical...here is my original post
Audrina (my daughter): Mommy, I miss Olivia
Me: I miss Olivia too
Audrina: Where is she?
Me: She went to bunny heaven
Audrina: With Jesus?
Me: Yes
Audrina: Jesus loves her


I made her pancakes for breakfast one morning, cut them up and put syrup on them
Audrina: Mommy this piece doesnt have syrup
Me: Its ok, just eat it
Audrina: Are you weird? Pancakes NEED syrup

In regards to her birthday party
Audrina:Mommy are we going to have crabcakes at my party?
Me: Do you mean birthday cake?
Audrina: No, crab cakes...
Me: No, we are having hotdogs, pasta salad, and chips
Audrina: I SAID I WANTED CRAB CAKES (she has never even had a crab cake, so i dont know how she knows what they are)

She was picking and pulling at the dog...
Me: Audrina, stop pulling on bailey like that, shes going to bite you
Audrina: AHHH SHE'S GOING TO EAT MY EYEBALLS OUT!!! (takes off running)



Now, here is what has gone on today, and I'm positive I will have more to post

Audrina: I finished my food, can I have a popsicle?
Me: Not right now, maybe in a little while if you have been good
Audrina: I love you mommy, can I have a popsicle now


Audrina: Mommy can I go outside?
Me: if you get your shoes and coat on, wear your black and pink coat
Audrina: NO MOM IT DOESNT MATCH MY SHOES!!!!! (and then starts crying)


This one is from last night
My husband: Audrina, feed your dog please
Audrina: ok daddy
Audrina: DADDY ITS DARK IN THIS CLOSET!! (the pantry is right across from the kitchen, the light from the kitchen lights up the pantry, its not dark)
My husband: Audrina it's not dark in there
Audrina: Yes it is!!! the ghosts are going to eat me!!!
My husband: No they won't, I scared them all away!
Audrina: No you didnt, youre scared of the dark and ghosts!!!! You feed Bailey

 

[whitelop]

Wow, she sounds like a riot!

 

[audrinasmommy88]

She is when she is having a good day! Today is a good day. I cant tell you how many times I have laughed at her today

Audrina: Mommy Im done playing outside
Me: Ok, you can go clean your room now please
Audrina: I changed my mind, I'm going back outside (takes off running)

Smart little girl

 

[whitelop]

She sounds just like the little girl I was a nanny for. She was hysterical on good days like that, but bad days were like Audrina's bad tantrum days. The little girl was smart like that too, sometimes its a little mind blowing. hahaha.

 

[audrinasmommy88]

Yes, I dont know where she gets this stuff. Its like talking to an adult, full sentences, reasoning, bargaining and she even tries bribery. Sometimes I look at her and wonder when this all happened haha. She is so smart and even sarcastic at times (she gets that from her father). Its amazing to me. We seem to have tantrums every other day. One good day, one BAD day. Im trying to take it in stride. Im just going to blame it on her age and the new baby coming. Hopefully it will get better

 

[Nancy McClelland]

"Like water off a ducks' back".

 

[audrinasmommy88]

thats exactly what i am trying to do Larry

So I was on the phone with my husband, he was telling me that the tire on his motorcycle is flat and he had to stop at his moms this morning and drop it off there and get his step dad to take him to work

Me: How did you get a flat tire? Did you hit something?
Audrina promptly interrupts and says she wants to talk to daddy
Audrina: Daddy, you cant drive!!! (then hands me the phone back)

I busted out laughing!

 

[agnesthelion]

I made her pancakes for breakfast one morning, cut them up and put syrup on them
Audrina: Mommy this piece doesnt have syrup
Me: Its ok, just eat it
Audrina: Are you weird? Pancakes NEED syrup

^^^^^^my favorite one
Come on Rachel, I tend to agree with her on this one. No syrup!! Oh the horror! :wink:wink:wink:wink

 

[audrinasmommy88]

lol Lisa. I didnt know that one piece of pancake without syrup was a cardinal sin with a 3 year old. She didnt have any complaints about all the other pancakes hahaha...i think my favorite is the dog is gonna eat her eyeballs out.

 

[Apebull]

I got a great one from Ethan today

Him - mom my butt is hurting
me - do you have on clean underwear?
him - no!?!
me - you need to put on clean underwear everyday
him - what and waste 7 pairs of clean underwear a week???

Ah boys so cute and so gross

 

[Imbrium]

ewwww, lol

 

[Hyatt101]

Hahaha, that's hilarious April! :laugh::laugh::laugh: