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Bo B Bunny wrote:
Little Bay Poo wrote:
Billy would be a ballet dancer. Ronnie would work in the adult film industry.
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ROLFMBO! I understand that for sure! How's that hunka bun love doin?
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Sigh...he's back to his old self. I have to admit (as bad as this may sound) that I really enjoyed when his head tilt seemed to "cure" him of his bad behaviors. I felt like I got to see the real Ronnie for a time.

The other day he was so determined that he let out a little "hmmph" noise in exasperation. The cuteness of the noise did NOT go with what he was trying to do :p
 
Little Bay Poo... Ronnie wasn't named after Ron Jeremy, was he?! Because now I imagine Ronnie looking like Ron Jeremy if he was a person and it isn't pretty!

Pennie, Rory isn't REALLY a sad bunny (he binkies a lot and seems happy), but he's moody. Sometimes all he wants is love and cuddles, and sometimes he shuns attention and hides under the bird cage for a few hours. He hates Skyler and Phoebe Mae with a fiery passion but I think he's actually afraid of them. We imagine him moping around like Eeyore saying "noooobody likes me" and making himself out to be a victim in his mind. This Halloween he's going to be Eeyore, we're going to tie a bow on his tail. We call him "Roreeyore" and "Eeyorey". In reality, I adore my Rory boy and if I HAD to pick, he's probably my favorite of the three bunnies (though it's hard to choose).
 
SnowyShiloh wrote:
Little Bay Poo... Ronnie wasn't named after Ron Jeremy, was he?! Because now I imagine Ronnie looking like Ron Jeremy if he was a person and it isn't pretty!
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LOL! You know I hadn't made that connection until I posted in this thread? I was just talking to Chris and saying "We should start calling him Ron Jeremy." It's so funny that we were all thinking the same thing :laughsmiley:
 
Poor Ronnie! he just has a manly bun thing goin and can't stop!

Rory sounds like a good actor! LOL!
 
Well, I have decided that Nick would be a backup dancer. He loves to run around and binky, but doesn't care much for the spotlight himself. (He will run and play like mad, until he notices me watching him, then he just stops, and pretends he wasn't doing anything.)


 
Pennie, I think Rory is a good actor. I can't help but wonder if Rory isn't milking his whole illness a little bit. I'll see him eating out of the corner of my eye, but when he sees me watching he'll hop away from the food! I remind myself that he's a bunny and bunnies don't try to manipulate people. Or do they?
 
Pebbles would definitely be a hairstylist.. (with a mane like that, how could you NOT?). She's always grooming herself and just loves her mane brushed (what's left, I've snipped some off and some is thinning.. she's devastated)! ;)

Jasmine would probably be a librarian, definitely likes things nice and quiet and I could just see her with her nose in a book if she were human.

Poppy would probably be a stay at home mom.. she just has that nurturing side of her and is a tad of a neat freak (could so see her cleaning a house all day!) I swear she also nags Bruno.. no joke!

Georgie.. hmm.. I think he would be a ditch digger. Definitely a blue collar bunny, not a fuss at all! :D He could dig in dirt all day too if he had the choice!

I left Bruno for last because he's my toughest one. I don't think being a tempered two year old is a regular occupation, but with how smart and tricky he is with his obsession of tearing down his pen, he'd definitely run a bulldozer! (Heck, his nickname is Dozer because he will just barrel into the door head first to try to get it to open.. as you can tell, he has the Brawn.. not so much the brains ;)).
 
Lumi would totally be the cranky old lady who sits on a rocking chair on her porch with a shotgun, ready to yell at kids who step on her lawn lol.
 
You know that people who don't have animals would never understand that we can see these things in them. I can see the drag queen thing in some horses I know HAHA!

I love it.
 
my bunny, well i dont no, but id have to say a professinal schizophrenic. LOL. shes crazy i tell you.
 
Oh wow...

Ringo would be a children's party clown. He loves making people smile and is just a tad goofy.

Connor would be an engineer. He is just to smart. He is always trying to figure how things work.

Teresa would be nurse. She is always taking care of her men.

Dallas would be a bouncer at a gentle mans club. He would be taking care of the girls but tough on anyone who broke a rule.

Elvis(bunny) would be a performer of Elvis (singers) level. He loves the attention, he loves the spotlight.

Wyatt would be a ranger in a remote location in the mountains with little human interaction.

Chibi would be an accountant. He is kind of stuffy but has a big heart.

Apple would be a wrestler. Size doesn't scare her. She can take on anyone.

Samantha would have been a foreman on a construction site. She loved being the boss.


 
LOL! Ali those sound perfect from what I've heard and seen from your bunnies! Fun to think about isn't it?
 
Tiny would have been a tailor or a landscape designer (if anyone remembers his blogs about his escapades).

Miss Bea would've been the strictest teacher anyone ever had...

Zeus would be a sheik with his harem - sitting on his rear.

Harriet would be Donald Trump - sitting in his cage with a constantly disapproving look - saying, "You're fired".

Darla would work with the mafia doing hits on people.

Splash would be a trapeze artist - she loves to climb and scare us to death.

Harley Quinn would be an escort as he loves the ladies (human that is) and he loves pets. He also practices "mating" with his empty oatmeal container all the time.
 
Savannah would no doubt be the person who works at DisneyLand as one of the princesses :p Or she would be Queen of some remoted island, haha.
Bruce would probably be a chef, since he loves to eat.
Magic would probably be a construction worker...the one who digs up the ground though. He loves to dig!
Minnesota would probably be a stay-at home Mom...she would take care of them, but wouldn't mind playing and having fun with them too.
Lily...I could imagine her being a hostess of a fancy hotel or something. She just has that sweetness and friendly greeting.
Ray would probably be....gosh, maybe he would be a football player or something? I dunno, that's just what I would see him as, lol.
Willow would be a Queen too.
Autumn...not sure what she would be. Maybe a lawyer or something.
And Sippi, of course!! He would be a comedian...or a clown. No doubt about it!

Emily
 
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