OK so I have to tell you all the story first.
Yesterday Jason was stuffing his gob with pb m&m's. He could not find the huge bag at the store so he bought a big bag full of little packets ya know the "fun size".
So he is eating them wrappers are flying and bunnies are begging (no they did not get any. Peanut butter is only funny on dogs) Anyway he is eating this bag and he makes a shocking and horrifying discovery....
A M&M packet completely unopened and perfect but only containing ONE PB M&M!!!!!!
I know I know your shocked and horrified! Well Jason did not know how to handle this nightmare. Does he call the company? Does he sue? Does he go on a vigilante spree demanding justice for his sweet tooth?
No. He wont be doing any of these things. He will be doing what any normal sane (and totally hot) man would do...He is going to auction it on Ebay with the title...Wait for it...Wait for it....
THE SATANIC ZOMBIE SINGLE M&M PACKET FROM THE PITS OF HELL!!!!!
DUN-DUN-DUN.....
Yes that is the normal and healthy thing to do and this my RO friends is were you come in! We need a description for this "evil packet" and we are counting on one of you to write us one as we are far to busy (and we both have colds and can not properly describe the packets evil while congested) ...Oh and the best part is the winner of the description contest will receive 10 percent of the auction profit and you know how these crazy auctions can go....You will most likely get nothing but.....you never know, some people are just weird (not us of course) So write your descriptions on this thread and then Friday I will post a voting thread to decide the winner.
Only two rules....
1.You must include the title of the item!
2.You must come up with a creative way to describe the plastic ziplock the packet will be in as some kind of protection against its super evil....Its a good selling point.
OK start writing, voting starts Friday! Cant wait to read.....
Yesterday Jason was stuffing his gob with pb m&m's. He could not find the huge bag at the store so he bought a big bag full of little packets ya know the "fun size".
So he is eating them wrappers are flying and bunnies are begging (no they did not get any. Peanut butter is only funny on dogs) Anyway he is eating this bag and he makes a shocking and horrifying discovery....
A M&M packet completely unopened and perfect but only containing ONE PB M&M!!!!!!
I know I know your shocked and horrified! Well Jason did not know how to handle this nightmare. Does he call the company? Does he sue? Does he go on a vigilante spree demanding justice for his sweet tooth?
No. He wont be doing any of these things. He will be doing what any normal sane (and totally hot) man would do...He is going to auction it on Ebay with the title...Wait for it...Wait for it....
THE SATANIC ZOMBIE SINGLE M&M PACKET FROM THE PITS OF HELL!!!!!
DUN-DUN-DUN.....
Yes that is the normal and healthy thing to do and this my RO friends is were you come in! We need a description for this "evil packet" and we are counting on one of you to write us one as we are far to busy (and we both have colds and can not properly describe the packets evil while congested) ...Oh and the best part is the winner of the description contest will receive 10 percent of the auction profit and you know how these crazy auctions can go....You will most likely get nothing but.....you never know, some people are just weird (not us of course) So write your descriptions on this thread and then Friday I will post a voting thread to decide the winner.
Only two rules....
1.You must include the title of the item!
2.You must come up with a creative way to describe the plastic ziplock the packet will be in as some kind of protection against its super evil....Its a good selling point.
OK start writing, voting starts Friday! Cant wait to read.....