JAK Rabbitry
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I'm a collector of all things weird and misfit.I have a dog with a kink in her tail, i've had finless fishes, I have adog who is for serious, mentally retarded (he's a special needssnausage) , for a while I had a rabbit with hald a foot one one hindleg and 3 toes missing on the other side ( I gave him to a little girllast summer), and currently my mother is leasing a horse with nobrains. ( Ask me why I graduated on crutches a few years ago...grrrrr.)
So you may know about the Enderbies I've picked up recently. I domostly raise dutch and french lop and so I was at the show in Medinaand I was looking over the raffle table and for the only time in mywhole life there was a dutch being raffled off so of course it caughtmy eye. But she was labeled as ''pet quality'' and didn't have papersand I immediately saw why. Her saddle was skinny and she had blackelbows and a huge white tip on one ear an she looked a little big and Ipicked her up and someone must have been feeding her bricks orsomething. And I was like '' oh em gee you're such a misfit dutch'' andshe was like '' yeah I know but i'm cute but little do you know you'regoing to try and win me anyways and i'm going to show my gratitude bybiting you.''
Oh, well ok deal. There was no way her blood was being introduced intomy herd, but no one tried to win her on saturday so I felt bad. Beingthe amazingly kind hearted individual that I am, I put some tickets inher baggie and won the little girl. I was the only one who entered.Poor bun. I originalyl said ot myself '' Jesse...you have noroom....you're expecting 6 litters of babies in 4 days...your familywill disown you...again...don't do it...don't do it....buy sometickets...'' I really iddn't want to get her but...I took one look intothe eyes....and walked away. Then I walked backwards and I was all like''OOOOOHHHHHH'''. (see photo). So yeah I won the dutchie.
Iv'e decided to name her Cymry....after a blue-eyed horse in a bookseries I like to read. She's beautiful. And absolutely insane. She soafraid of people I wonder what someone did to her. The very sight of mesends her tearing off into her box at warp speed. If I hooked a fluxcompacitor up to that doe she'd probably generate a good 1.21gigawatts. The sound of my voice nearly gives her a heart attack. Ireached into her cage the other day tot ake her out and work with her abit...and I reached intot he box and BOING! There goes the bunny. Itwas 8:00Pm and freakin' darker than the inside of a cat outside and...my new bunny is gone. Great.
But I could see that shiny white saddle evading me. I chased the whiteblob allt hrough the woods for 30 minutes around a haystack and inbetween saplings and I tried tossing my coat over her. Eventually shejust sat there and I talked to her and grabbed her and she squealed andsquealed and squealed and didn't shut up fpr about a minute. Sheseriously thought she was dying or something and Ifelt so awful. So Itook her inside and groomed her and talked to her and shtuff. And she'slike '' don't eat me!'' and I was all like '' I'm not hungry! Let mebrush you!'' and she's all liek '' i'm goign to eat this hay! OMG i'mgonna die! WTF"
So she chilled on my lap for a bit and i thought she was settling downand I was like '' aww...pretty gir..YAAH!!'' and she bit me. And i'mall like '' you bit me #%#^!!!' and she's all like ''Youtastegooddon'ttouchme!'' And I was like ''fine, rabbit.''
But now she'll let me pet her and she'll run to the cage door when shesees me comin' down with the food food and she's kind of protetive ofher space and will try to rake me if I reach into the back but its allgood. I'd only had her about a week at the time so I was amazed at herprogress.
The End.
So you may know about the Enderbies I've picked up recently. I domostly raise dutch and french lop and so I was at the show in Medinaand I was looking over the raffle table and for the only time in mywhole life there was a dutch being raffled off so of course it caughtmy eye. But she was labeled as ''pet quality'' and didn't have papersand I immediately saw why. Her saddle was skinny and she had blackelbows and a huge white tip on one ear an she looked a little big and Ipicked her up and someone must have been feeding her bricks orsomething. And I was like '' oh em gee you're such a misfit dutch'' andshe was like '' yeah I know but i'm cute but little do you know you'regoing to try and win me anyways and i'm going to show my gratitude bybiting you.''
Oh, well ok deal. There was no way her blood was being introduced intomy herd, but no one tried to win her on saturday so I felt bad. Beingthe amazingly kind hearted individual that I am, I put some tickets inher baggie and won the little girl. I was the only one who entered.Poor bun. I originalyl said ot myself '' Jesse...you have noroom....you're expecting 6 litters of babies in 4 days...your familywill disown you...again...don't do it...don't do it....buy sometickets...'' I really iddn't want to get her but...I took one look intothe eyes....and walked away. Then I walked backwards and I was all like''OOOOOHHHHHH'''. (see photo). So yeah I won the dutchie.
Iv'e decided to name her Cymry....after a blue-eyed horse in a bookseries I like to read. She's beautiful. And absolutely insane. She soafraid of people I wonder what someone did to her. The very sight of mesends her tearing off into her box at warp speed. If I hooked a fluxcompacitor up to that doe she'd probably generate a good 1.21gigawatts. The sound of my voice nearly gives her a heart attack. Ireached into her cage the other day tot ake her out and work with her abit...and I reached intot he box and BOING! There goes the bunny. Itwas 8:00Pm and freakin' darker than the inside of a cat outside and...my new bunny is gone. Great.
But I could see that shiny white saddle evading me. I chased the whiteblob allt hrough the woods for 30 minutes around a haystack and inbetween saplings and I tried tossing my coat over her. Eventually shejust sat there and I talked to her and grabbed her and she squealed andsquealed and squealed and didn't shut up fpr about a minute. Sheseriously thought she was dying or something and Ifelt so awful. So Itook her inside and groomed her and talked to her and shtuff. And she'slike '' don't eat me!'' and I was all like '' I'm not hungry! Let mebrush you!'' and she's all liek '' i'm goign to eat this hay! OMG i'mgonna die! WTF"
So she chilled on my lap for a bit and i thought she was settling downand I was like '' aww...pretty gir..YAAH!!'' and she bit me. And i'mall like '' you bit me #%#^!!!' and she's all like ''Youtastegooddon'ttouchme!'' And I was like ''fine, rabbit.''
But now she'll let me pet her and she'll run to the cage door when shesees me comin' down with the food food and she's kind of protetive ofher space and will try to rake me if I reach into the back but its allgood. I'd only had her about a week at the time so I was amazed at herprogress.
The End.
) my skink had two legs
