girlzilla
Well-Known Member
my human is a bit of a nutter, i've already established that, but she does stuff that i simply cannot understand. for example:
1) why does she INSIST on kissing my face all over when she can clearly see i am trying to take a nap?! i know i look cute when i'm napping but it's SO rude to wake me up just to make sqwee noises and plant smackers on my face. everytime i jump on HER face when she's asleep, she gets grumpy:grumpy:
2) why does she remove all her leg fur only to put on those silly black things she calls stockings? why not just STOP shaving her leg fur off so that can keep her warm instead? the stupid thing is, she never learns. she obviously realises her legs get cold when they are fur-less yet she KEEPS shaving them. so silly. i think furry stumps on a woman look hot.
3) why does she sleep at night and get up during the day? um hello mummy, you're doing it backwards!! it's PLAY during the night and SLEEP during the day!
4) how come the cat is allowed to sleep on the bed but i'm not? okay, so i sometimes wizzle or do plops on the bed but so what? the cat leaves heaps of her fur all over the bed! and i don't attack mummy's feet either like moo the cat does. at least i'm nice.
5) why does mummy's male guests come in through the window? why not use the door like normal people do?
6) why does mummy stand under that thingy that squirts the water to get herself all clean? why not just lick herself? or better yet, why not just let ME lick her clean? i always do a good job of cleaning her face! :biggrin2:
7) what are those snacks mummy keeps up her nose that she's always eating? and why hasn't she offered ME one?
i love my mummy but she's a bit hard to figure out sometimes!
1) why does she INSIST on kissing my face all over when she can clearly see i am trying to take a nap?! i know i look cute when i'm napping but it's SO rude to wake me up just to make sqwee noises and plant smackers on my face. everytime i jump on HER face when she's asleep, she gets grumpy:grumpy:
2) why does she remove all her leg fur only to put on those silly black things she calls stockings? why not just STOP shaving her leg fur off so that can keep her warm instead? the stupid thing is, she never learns. she obviously realises her legs get cold when they are fur-less yet she KEEPS shaving them. so silly. i think furry stumps on a woman look hot.
3) why does she sleep at night and get up during the day? um hello mummy, you're doing it backwards!! it's PLAY during the night and SLEEP during the day!
4) how come the cat is allowed to sleep on the bed but i'm not? okay, so i sometimes wizzle or do plops on the bed but so what? the cat leaves heaps of her fur all over the bed! and i don't attack mummy's feet either like moo the cat does. at least i'm nice.
5) why does mummy's male guests come in through the window? why not use the door like normal people do?
6) why does mummy stand under that thingy that squirts the water to get herself all clean? why not just lick herself? or better yet, why not just let ME lick her clean? i always do a good job of cleaning her face! :biggrin2:
7) what are those snacks mummy keeps up her nose that she's always eating? and why hasn't she offered ME one?
i love my mummy but she's a bit hard to figure out sometimes!