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Laura the Bunsnuggler
Merlin's such a pain in the arse. I could believe he was put on earth to test us mortals, because everything he does seems specially calculated to piss us off.
For instance, Rose's list of hobbies include eating everything, hiding from people, searching for more things to eat, being a lump, and honing her psychic food detecting skills (it's very impressive. Hide food anywhere in the house and Rose will find it within the hour. Try to sneakily force feed that slow-eating runt Merlin secretly, two rooms away, Rose will come zooming in with her food radar going *bingbingbing*).
Merlin's list of hobbies are like: Binkies, running around like a crackbunny on acid, and EVERYTHING NAUGHTY THAT MUMMY DOESN'T WANT ME TO DO. You should see him right now. I just opened up a new pair of shoes, and went, "Oh Merlin look, a nice box for you to play in, and paper in the shoes you can shred! And cardboard!" He proceeded to attempt to eat the plastic foam inner padding, and is now determined to sneak a bite of the tape dangling off the side of the rubbish bin.
He only wants the non-rabbit safe stuff, because he's hardcore like that.
I won't go through all the other bad, bad bunny stuff he does, but the thing that concerns me right now is the tattered state of our house from 1 foot down. Furniture legs, wall skirting. It's bad. The bunnies have 4 wooden chew toys, 1 loofah one, and one of those colourful log tunnel things from pet stores. But his majesty Merlin will file his royal chompers on nothing less than authentic quality human furnishings.
Boyfriend suggested spraying household cleaner or detergent on the chair legs and such, but knowing my dumb arse bunnies, they'll probably try to have a taste anyways and end up poisoned. Does anyone know anything I can use that tastes super nasty to bunnies but won't harm them? Please, please share.
For instance, Rose's list of hobbies include eating everything, hiding from people, searching for more things to eat, being a lump, and honing her psychic food detecting skills (it's very impressive. Hide food anywhere in the house and Rose will find it within the hour. Try to sneakily force feed that slow-eating runt Merlin secretly, two rooms away, Rose will come zooming in with her food radar going *bingbingbing*).
Merlin's list of hobbies are like: Binkies, running around like a crackbunny on acid, and EVERYTHING NAUGHTY THAT MUMMY DOESN'T WANT ME TO DO. You should see him right now. I just opened up a new pair of shoes, and went, "Oh Merlin look, a nice box for you to play in, and paper in the shoes you can shred! And cardboard!" He proceeded to attempt to eat the plastic foam inner padding, and is now determined to sneak a bite of the tape dangling off the side of the rubbish bin.
He only wants the non-rabbit safe stuff, because he's hardcore like that.
I won't go through all the other bad, bad bunny stuff he does, but the thing that concerns me right now is the tattered state of our house from 1 foot down. Furniture legs, wall skirting. It's bad. The bunnies have 4 wooden chew toys, 1 loofah one, and one of those colourful log tunnel things from pet stores. But his majesty Merlin will file his royal chompers on nothing less than authentic quality human furnishings.
Boyfriend suggested spraying household cleaner or detergent on the chair legs and such, but knowing my dumb arse bunnies, they'll probably try to have a taste anyways and end up poisoned. Does anyone know anything I can use that tastes super nasty to bunnies but won't harm them? Please, please share.