OT - Stupid Ebay Auctions

[sfritzp]

I was looking at some old posts and found one about a ghost being sold on Ebay.
I love Ebay, and have gotten some wonderful bargains - including myOvation 12 string electric/accoustic guitar for $112 !!! It is my prideand joy!
Anyhow, I decided to go on Ebay - inspired by the 'Ghost' story, and see if I could find anything really wacky.
I found this right off the bat - a nut selling her poor pet bird's'luck", that she drew from it's soul and placed in a sealed envelope...The bird has survived 1/2 it's wing being torn off by a fan, beingalmost swallowed by a dog, and many more harrowing incidents. Theperson should be brought up on cruelty and neglect charges!!
13 people have bid on it.
Need I say more?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5594287058&rd=1

Can anyone else find something off the wall on Ebay?

 

[naturestee]

I remember hearing about someone selling agrilled cheese sandwich with a face on it- it was either Jesus or theVirgin Mary if I remember correctly. And someone got bustedfor trying to sell either a kidney or partial livertransplant. Eww.

 

[ayglnu13]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=324&item=5576909098&rd=1

:shock:Guinea pig poop

 

[sfritzp]

Those are the most uniformed poops I ever saw...
Do you think there is a market for bagged rabbit poop? We could all make a fortune!!
:shock2:
I just found another auction where a nut is selling a Bible that 'fellfrom the sky and hit him on the head'. Inside is written "Belongs toJesus. Please return to heaven if found.Love, Jesus".
He swears it's Jesus' Bible - and the opening bid is 98 cents... And someone bid on it!!!

 

[ayglnu13]

sfritzp wrote:

We could all make a fotune!!

Thats EXACTLY what I was thinking!!!

~Amy

 

[CorkysMom]

Wow, after all I went thru with Corky and hesurvived..maybe I shoulda saved some of the infection goop I got out ofhim and sold it! :shock:

 

[kelso]

Regarding the guinea pig poop it says:

"Can be used in a variety of capacities, including practical jokes, asfertilizer, as substitute turds if you have one of those robot GuineaPigs and would like to make the experience of owning a Guinea Pig alittle more realistic."

 

[ruka]

There's a guy on ebay who sells NIC cages for hundreds of dollars! This guy is raking in dough!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63513&item=3984991319&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

 

[kelso]

If only those poor suckers who bid on those things knew. :?

What about this one:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5596702563&rd=1

It seems like people will do just about anything to get attention these days. It really is getting old.

 

[cirrustwi]

Oh, E-Bay kills me!!LMBO

My friend just started an E-Bay store. She has hercosmetician license and she buys the stuff with her discount and sellson E-Bay. I love that discount. LOL

Maybe we could sell bunny poop for fertilizer...that would worknicely. I've often thought about what I could sell.I feel that ferret poop would be a good alternative to super glue,although very stinky. I could comeup with a millionthings... Honestly people will buy anything.

Jen

 

[Jenniblu]

Got one for ya'--

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5597568779&category=1467&rd=1