Zee
Well-Known Member
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week,you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, wehave a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humour...Follow the instructions to find your newname. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box andforward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget toforward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know youparticipated.
The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpantsand the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evilProfessor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy
c = buttercup d = gadget
e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim j = stinky
k = flunky l = boobie
m = pinky n = zippy
o = goober p = doofus
q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie
u = dorkey v = squeezit
w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet
c = giggle d = burger
e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle
i = cootie j = monkey
k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino
o = bubble p = hamster
q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil
u = chicken v = pickle
w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth
c = face d = nose
e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker
k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = chunks
o = hiney p = biscuits
q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = kisser
w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example,Tony Blair's new name is Zippy liverlips!
Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;
adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
My new Name is: Loopy Cootiesniffer
Here is your dose of humour...Follow the instructions to find your newname. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box andforward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget toforward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know youparticipated.
The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpantsand the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evilProfessor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy
c = buttercup d = gadget
e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim j = stinky
k = flunky l = boobie
m = pinky n = zippy
o = goober p = doofus
q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie
u = dorkey v = squeezit
w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet
c = giggle d = burger
e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle
i = cootie j = monkey
k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino
o = bubble p = hamster
q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil
u = chicken v = pickle
w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth
c = face d = nose
e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker
k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = chunks
o = hiney p = biscuits
q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = kisser
w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example,Tony Blair's new name is Zippy liverlips!
Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;
adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
My new Name is: Loopy Cootiesniffer
