o.m.g.
read up my tribe.. i need your help.
Phineas. yes, he needs a middle name because BOY IS HE TROUBLE!!
So, I have a babygate, beads,and a sheet over and attached to the kitchen doorway.
All was peacfeul for a few days after putting the sheet up.
well,, it appears that phineas ( the full name because the stinker is being a brat today
) has figured it all out.
He's been watching for days. I'm sure of it.
This morning I cleaned. My mama is coming. I like to show her a clean house and pretend it always looks like this bahahaha..anyway..I hear bunny feet on the floor.
on the wood floor. on the floor of the hallway outside of the kitchen. I found him and figured the sheet must have been pulled to one side.
So I put him back in..gate, beads, sheet secured and went on with cleaning. I turn around and I see a flying bunny come straight through a solid sheet with no openings except the one he created by pushing with his nose as he leaped through it.
this boy has NO fear.
and what does he do, he hightails it to the couch. his peeing spot and he promptly lifts that tail and whooosh.. all over the cushions that hubby washed yesterday.
I put him back down and he jumped back up. he made it a game. mama put him down, he jumped back up, this went on for 20 minutes. I swear if he could he'd be panting like a dog and wagging his tail.
He loved and I mean LOVEd this game. he would look at me from the floor, look at me, look at the couch and BOING straight up, binky like mad and I would chase him because really it ended up being fun. LOL
He is pooping everywhere doesn't care. and peeing on one particular cushion so I removed that cushion and all others and now we have a sofa with a bottom and a wooden back.
Argggghhhhhhhh..
I have got to contain him somewhere at night at least but he is like houdini. he is an escape artist supreme. I have to for his own safety not only because there are wires which are hidden and covered BUT he finds a way to them.
Who told me Flemmies were laid back.. huh who? who?
He was such a good little baby. he will be three months on the 7th of january.
and now all hell is breaking loose. LOL
I have to admit. I find it hilarious and endearing but the rest of the fam is not impressed bahahhaha.. I tell them all to sit on the floor then.
Seriously I need ideas though ASAP. He scales gates, he climbs like a monkey when he gets up high enough he then leaps. He can jump from a sitting position straight up in the air about 3 ft.
He tried climbing the curtains like a cat. No fear of heights or of being picked up or cats, or vacuuming.
I tried the ivory soap, rubbing it on the furniture that worked for two days.
I'm getting puppy pads this week for the couch but I know he will just pull them off. My next resort diapers and I'm not even kidding.
I've done some research and until I find something with a ROOF over his head to keep him in at night, I need to catch the pee before all my furniture is ruined and hubby packs his bag and leaves LOL
So, Finn has the ability to leap as a bunnyfrog, to clumb like a kittybunny..and play chase like a puppybun.
He is species confused LOL
help.help.help.
and did I say HELP??? good thing he is so cute. I can't even get mad. I did clap my hands and said NO! when he hopped onto the couch but I felt so bad, I started to cry.
I'm a wimpy mama.
