Muppet has gone WAY to far!!!!!!!!!!

[I_heart_Fraggles]

Fraggles here and I am very mad....

She digs at my blankets!
She eats all the treats!
She leaves poops around my cage!
She is not even a real bun but in fact a Muppet!

AND NOW the greatest insult of all!!!

I CAUGHT HER WITH MY MAN!!!!!!!!!!

 

[I_heart_Fraggles]

I am declaring war on all Muppets! I will form an army to defeat them all....I am also calling on the great Jigglebun and promising him a truckload of bananas if he will lead my anti-Muppet army! :duel

 

[Katielovesleo3]

Lmao. Funnies!!! ^.^

 

[Anaira]

I thought that was a look of guilty surprise as he realized he'd been caught, in the second picture. Then I saw the third....Oh Jason, you have gone too far now! This is unforgivable. Fraggles, you will have to find yourself a new long-haired man. I need to find myself a new minion, we should run away together, and try find new weak-minded humans to beat into submission. The pitiful excuse who has the audacity to call herself my mum is gonna die tonight. -_-

 

[kmaben]

aye yai yai! Such dramatics you two! Miss Muppet looks awful sweet in those pictures.

 

[Imbrium]

don't worry, little muppet! we'll come save ya from da meanie Fraggles!

 

[I_heart_Fraggles]

Der is nothing sweet about that Muppet! She was clearly trying to bite him!!!!

 

[kmaben]

She's blind! Have pity! You obviously need lessons in sharing.

 

[Anaira]

Pity? What is this 'Pity' you speak of? Can I eat it?

 

[I_heart_Fraggles]

:Slaps Shya with my dewlap:
I think Shya is in league with the tans!

 

[SteviesMom]

Hahaha I just had to comment. "Slaps Shya with my dewlap" is a hysterical mental image! :laugh:

 

[kmaben]

*uppercuts Fraggles dewlap* Perhaps I am in league with the tans. They are a good lookin, thin, high arch breed, such as myself. :raspberry:

 

[Nancy McClelland]

:raspberry:

 

[I_heart_Fraggles]

That's it Shya! You have drunk your last capri sun! REUBEN ATTACK!!!!!

P.S I chinned Wendell! :raspberry:

 

[LakeCondo]

Fraggles: if your mom can share the man, then so can you.

 

[Anaira]

Oh Fraggles, you are behind! I don't need to attack anything these days, I have Nermal to do it for me! She is also slim, and ninja! More ninja than Shya!

 

[kmaben]

Haha. More Ninja than me? Such a thing doesn't exist.

Tans Fire for Effect!

PS: Wendall can be washed! Dont need any Fraggle germs infecting the house! I may accidentally fall in love with a printer or something!

 

[I_heart_Fraggles]

Wendell is going in the mail tomorrow but before he goes I am going to give him a chinning he will never forget!