Ladies Prayer

[Zee]

Just received this and it made me giggle. One for the LADIES !!!

Ladies Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots please no grey
And as for my belly, please take it away.
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord For all that you've done.

Five tips for a woman...
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Enjoy !!!!

 

[Snuggys Mom]

Hee hee!

Laura

 

[northerndancer]

Lol!! Thanks Zee!:laugh:

ND

 

[Bunnys_rule63]

lol, good one.

 

[Jenniblu]

That was funny!

 

[rabbitluvr04]

:clap: that was too funny!

 

[dajeti2]

That is really cute. Thanks for a good laugh.

Tina

 

[Pet_Bunny]

Did I say I love my bunny? :kiss:

:run: I better not let the other three men know about me then....lol

Rainbows!

 

[juicyjuicee]

funny