nangobi
Well-Known Member
[align=left]I loved the sad poem that Emma Lposted - just couldn't think of one to add - only this one kept comingup in my mind - so thought I'd share. I learnt it when I was about 8 or9, I think. Recited it at a Sunday School Anniversary infront of all the congregation - the minister couldn't speakfor laughing afterwards.[/align]
[align=center]Measles they are horrid, and mumps are rather bad[/align]
[align=center]Scarlet fever's dreadful, but toothache drives you mad[/align]
[align=center]It takes you and it shakes you, your face is twice the size[/align]
[align=center]Your cheek's around the corner, and you haven't any eyes.[/align]
[align=center]If I were only clever, I'd go and pull it out[/align]
[align=center]I'd put it on the table and turn it round about[/align]
[align=center]I'd cover it in toffee and sticky currant cake[/align]
[align=center]And then, for twenty hours, I'd sit and watch it ache.[/align]
[align=center]Measles they are horrid, and mumps are rather bad[/align]
[align=center]Scarlet fever's dreadful, but toothache drives you mad[/align]
[align=center]It takes you and it shakes you, your face is twice the size[/align]
[align=center]Your cheek's around the corner, and you haven't any eyes.[/align]
[align=center]If I were only clever, I'd go and pull it out[/align]
[align=center]I'd put it on the table and turn it round about[/align]
[align=center]I'd cover it in toffee and sticky currant cake[/align]
[align=center]And then, for twenty hours, I'd sit and watch it ache.[/align]