I don't think you offended anyone at all.
(We're not very officious around here).
I have the same problem with my dwarf. She was fine until I made the mistake of giving her a towel to play with, now, yikes!The bed is the most favoured playground. I'm washing the bedspread today and seeing new holes. But that's my fault for takingoff thefaux bedspread.I have hairy cats who will shed and/or throw up hairballs (or worse), so along with the rabbits, all my furnitureis covered by old thrift store bedspreads, covers and blankets. When company comes, I take them off and hope for the best.
When Pipp was really going through a bad bed phase, I put down a sheet of plasticshe didn't like to jump on, and laterI place NICwire grids around the edges, that kept her from jumping up on it.
The NIC grids have also been used to'cage' thefurniture. I have twioportable 'L' shapedwired grids -- I think they're two panels high and about three panels long -- blocking off thecouch as needed, a few more like that will take care of the bed. They can be placedon the floor around the bed or on top of the bed itself. They're easy to move and store, especially is you're using plastic zip straps to bind them, they fold upeasily.
Pipp loves chewing on boxes, she won't touch the apple and pear tree branches (or hay), put her favourite pastime is still the bed or the laundry. My mother never did manage to teach me to pick up myclothes,but thatbunny has!
Good luck with him, that's awesome that you rescued him. (And btw, if he wasn't neutered that long ago, he will calm down, it can take acouple of months).
sas :bunnydance: