otnorot
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[size=1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but][/size] I got canned...... Couldn't [size=concentrate.][/size]
[size=2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it..... so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it --mainly because.....it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was.....too exhausting.
5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just......didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found.....I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't......have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.][/size] Tried hard but.....just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered.....I couldn't live on my net income.
11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work.....was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I.....wasn't fit for the job.
13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
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][/size][size=[font=Arial]14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because.....it was the same old grind.[/font]][/size][size=[font=Arial]
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15. SO, I TRIED Retirement AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!!!!!!!
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[size=1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but][/size] I got canned...... Couldn't [size=concentrate.][/size]
[size=2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it..... so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it --mainly because.....it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was.....too exhausting.
5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just......didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found.....I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't......have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.][/size] Tried hard but.....just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered.....I couldn't live on my net income.
11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work.....was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I.....wasn't fit for the job.
13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
[size=
][/size][size=[font=Arial]14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because.....it was the same old grind.[/font]][/size][size=[font=Arial]
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15. SO, I TRIED Retirement AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!!!!!!!
