I beets'd up dem' woofs!!! (dogs)

[LoveBunny92]

Hey guyz!! Guess waat?!? I beeted up ah cuple ah woofs! I did, I rilly did! Cuz last nite we'z had a GINORMOUSE fire!!! Mahm wuz cookin' sum weinerz ohn dah fire two! Anywayz...Mahmz frend Sophie came ober two our'z home ahnd brawt herr new babie woof! (hee shur did'nawt look like noo babie i'z eber sawed!!) ahnd o'curse ower woofz was dhe're...ahnd Deyz were all nice tah itty bitties like me, sew mahm let me hop abut four a bitz. Dhene I thawt too'z mynselve "ya'z no, its bein' time dehm dhere' woofs new hoo be'z bawss!".....Sew I sterted putten' up my dooks! Ahnd dayz wuz chasin' mee ahnd barken' ahnd I wuzz rammin' intew dehm!! I wuz beatin' em! Mahm ahnd dehm fawt it'wuz soooo funny!! Bhut dehn mahm (bein' thee spoil sport she be) Sayz "Raine, you need tah rest now, thats enough excitment for you little bun!" So'z shee bee'd putten' me back in deh house!:grumpy:.....Eberytime sum-people came'd in I tried to goo sea dehm' woofs, 'cuz I liked beaten' dehm up! Bhut noo such luck! Oh-wellz,......So! du'z eny off yoo bunn'ez's beats up anie of ur woofs?!?!

 

[wabbitmom12]

Velvet sez,

No, I don't beaten thems up, I's just lay wif da woofs on da couch.

But i did beaten up dat cat once! He wuz thinkin bout gettin in my hutch, dats why!! Anthen he wuz bein sneeky, peekin at me. So i went up and bapped him on him's head! Anthen he doesn't bother me anyee more!! He wuz a BIG fluffy cat.... and Iam just a daintee lil' Flemmie. I only has 18 pounds on ma bootiful body, soI thinks i handled hims purrty good!