that reminds me of something i read once...how to photograph a puppy...
found it! I just changed it around a little...
How To Photograph A New Bunny:
1. Remove film from box and load camera
2. Remove film box from bunny's month and throw in trash
3. Remove bunnyfrom trash and brush coffee grounds from nose
4. Choose a suitable background for photo
5. Mount camera on tripod and focus
6. Find bunny and take toilet paper from mouth
7. Place bunny in pre-focused spot and return to camera
8. Forget about spot and crawl after bunny on knees
9. Focus with one hand and fend off bunny with other hand
10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens
11. Take flash cube from bunny's mouth and throw in trash
12. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on bunny's nose
13. Put magazines back on coffee table
14. Try to get bunny's attention by squeaking toy over your head
15. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage
16. Jump up in time to grab bunny and say- "No, litterbox! No, litterbox!!"
17. Call spouse to clean up mess
18. Fix a drink
19. Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to teach bunny "sit" and stay" the first thing in the morning.
