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Hello everyone. I may need to make this first post short as I'm not sure how long I can keep my human tranced and reading my thoughts to send this for me. Let me tell you - it takes a lot of concentration to trance a human - especially when you can't hold them upside down and rub their ears. My...

I've been thinking about writing this for some time - but it meant leaving the garage to the girls for a bit while I came into the office to sit and type it out. It also meant putting up with the girls in the office who kept going on and on about my stud-lyness and how awesome I am. I decided it...

SHEESH.....just cause its a Saturday....all the humans have deserted us and how am I gonna find me more girls for my harem if the RO news isn't up? Looks like a bucks gotta do what a bucks gotta do. YO HUMANS... Today on RO Guess who has the best vet in Great Britain? And guess who got...

I don't know about y'all but I'm sick and tired of mom taking pictures of me all the time. I go to scratch my butt...FLASH. I go to sneeze....FLASH. I start cuddling with my girls...FLASH....FLASH....FLASH and FLASH again. A guy can't even get in a good run outside without the camera going...

I've had it with HER....SHE is a witch. In fact - her new name is WWW for Wicked Witch of the West. Anyone want a stubborn, arrogant, ignorant, frustrating doe? Here's her picture.....her butt is fatter in real life.. Zeus