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Bunnicula wrote: MISS HIM? You have GOT to be kidding! Who could MISS a furball whose a-- is bigger than a Mack truck? If I cared enough to buy him a gift it would be one of those bright yellow "wide load" signs you see on the back of 18 wheelers hauling halves of pre-fab houses. Frannie...

Well, well, well...if it isn't Lord Dumpster. Where in the h--- have you been? All the other freakin' bunnies on this forum are polite, kind, and law abiding citizens. And it's sickening!! Where do you get off just abandoning me in the middle of some great verbal battles? :ohnoyoudidnt: Who the...

No dogs in this house. But I do have 10 kitty slaves. The white one is my personal servant. We used to have one who shared our room. He was disabled and wore this white thing on his bum called a diaper. But he kissed us through our cages and liked to lay next to us. He crossed the bridge; I miss...

Ahem! If a bossy queen bunny could please have her say among all the humans here... LORD THUMPER!!!! And I haven't seen him on here in ages. We fought...horribly...said quite bitter things to one another...but beneath the facade... Oh how I miss him! Queen Gingivere

Sheesh! The humans here are pathetic. Why didn't they tell me that I could link up with other RO bunnies on BunSpace. Capt Snow, Emmaline, Pipkin, and I have had BunSpaces for a while now. Here are our badges. http://www.bunspace.com/view_bunny?bunid=3668...

That's right! I broke your blog. I broke your blog because you can't read anyway! Perhaps no one has told you that this section of the forum is entitled "Bunny Blogs". BUNNY...not kitty...bunny!!! So, please stop your incessant blathering about Houdina this and Houdina that... You've got my...

Ahem *clears throat*. A serious injustice has been done to a bun in MsBinky's herd. I know it has happened because my human slave/spy has informed me. ANNABEL HASBEENBATHED!!! It is wrong, wrong, wrong. No one bathes a bunny on my watch and gets away with it! Look out, MsBinky babes,Emmaline...

Miss Bea, I voted for you to go back and forth between the two rooms and cages. I mean, why shouldn't you get the best of both worlds? Tiny has cheated on you already, so are you sure you can ever really trust him to have a monogamous relationship? Even if he denies "the act", you sure can bet...

My dear loyal subjects, Did you realize that RO now has a Featured Rabbit Rescue? The current featured rescue is that of my dear friend and hero, Randy. Please visit this link http://www.rabbitsonline.net/view_topic.php?id=28504&forum_id=7 and give consideration to supporting Sabrina's...

Congratulations to you, Mr. & Mrs. Whitebutt. :bunnybutt: I hope to become Mrs. Snow once the Captain is "fixed." Wishing you a lifetime of binkies and craisins. Your friend, Queen Gingivere

Pipkin wrote: That's dirty, you dumb a**! You want to talk dirty, not messy! Geez, I can hardly believe I'm stuck living in the same house with such an idiot. Your ruler, Queen Gingivere

Lord_Thumper wrote: Oh, are youback? I was too busy not caring to notice. So you think thatif youfinally dragyour fat tail to the forum, we'll all just come binkying back to listen to yourpatheticgriping and complaining about yourwoman and life with Jim? Please! We've all got more...

I'm ba-ack! Okay, I was never really gone. But that dang-blasted human woman HOGS the computer all the time. She's always on RO - and half the time she's just playing those silly word association games and the like. I've half a mind to thump the tar out of her. Of course, my mind's other half...

Yeah, Lord Dumptruck, c'mon. Your silence is reallybeginning tome off (as if I didn't despise you enough before)! You'll show your ugly mug on this forum soon if you know what's good for you. Remember, every day away gives me more time to gather up verbal ammunition to abuse you with. Your...

name: Gingivere. But you may address me as "Your Majesty", "Your Highness", or "Queen Gingivere". age: Dignified royalty don't reveal their age. sex: I told you I'm Queen...doesn't that give you SOME clue? marital status: widowed and still mourning the loss of my beloved Stewart...though the...

Do I talk to my humans? Of course! How else would I give them commands? (Not that they obey.) I make a little purry noise (learned that one from the cats) and a sweet grunt. I've also got quite the growl when the female human tries to chase me out from under the bed or behind a piece of...

ellissian wrote: You got that right, sister! :yeahthat: [line] C'mon, Newt. Let's give 'em the slip!

Boy, Vancouver is further than I thought. Still, nothing will stop me from bunnynapping Newt! (bwah hah hah) Queen Gingivere

My dear Simi, You KNOW that you are queen of that warren. So stop snivelling and whip things into shape! Boy bunnies may be annoying, but they are a necessity to the survival of our species. And perhaps if Sisi likes this fellow so much she will share HIS food dish instead of stealing what is...

Okay, Jim, do you LOOK at the pictures you take? You call THAT getting along? When I look at the pictures I see poor, little Frannie eating a measly leaf while Lord Lumphead has a WHOLE FREAKIN' BOWL of tasty greens...HUGE leaves at that! Isn't it enough you expect them to eat their hay out...