Nadezhda
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Hey everyone!
Months and months ago, my boyfriend and I adopted a cute widdle fuzzy wuzzy muffin cake that we named 'Ophelia'. She's our pride and joy!
Today, her princess self was outside, bouncing around with the cat.
Advent had to untangle her, as she had tangled herself up with the cat! Afterwards, he came up to me and said, "Could you check on the bunny? I thought I felt something swollen or something when I picked her up."
"On her head?" I asked, as she had run into a concrete step earlier (which I'm sure had some higher purpose in her infinite bunny wisdom)
"Well, no," he replied, "On her girl-bits."
Poor Advent felt bad, as he thought he had accidentally hurt her. He's always so worried he going to hurt our precious baby. So we picked her up, flipped her on her back, and I moved her legs.
"What is that?" Advent asked, worried at the fleshy protrusion now visible.
I shifted her fur to the other side, where an identical one sat.
"Those are her balls."
"Oh."
We put the bunny down, an went inside.
'It's time to make a bunny blog now.' I thought.
Months and months ago, my boyfriend and I adopted a cute widdle fuzzy wuzzy muffin cake that we named 'Ophelia'. She's our pride and joy!
Today, her princess self was outside, bouncing around with the cat.
Advent had to untangle her, as she had tangled herself up with the cat! Afterwards, he came up to me and said, "Could you check on the bunny? I thought I felt something swollen or something when I picked her up."
"On her head?" I asked, as she had run into a concrete step earlier (which I'm sure had some higher purpose in her infinite bunny wisdom)
"Well, no," he replied, "On her girl-bits."
Poor Advent felt bad, as he thought he had accidentally hurt her. He's always so worried he going to hurt our precious baby. So we picked her up, flipped her on her back, and I moved her legs.
"What is that?" Advent asked, worried at the fleshy protrusion now visible.
I shifted her fur to the other side, where an identical one sat.
"Those are her balls."
"Oh."
We put the bunny down, an went inside.
'It's time to make a bunny blog now.' I thought.