I went lookingfor my other posts onthe day to daystupidity that so often strikesme down , but unfortunately Icouldnt find it , So from hereon I will be posting Picturesand good old fashoned , foolishness .Lets start with tonights primeexample :
First off I need a coffee to get this started .
My day wentnormally for a change , shouldhave known it was way toogood to be true .
Tonight as I was going downto tend the rabbits,I was fixin to walk outthe door when I noticed theFreezer door was openedslightly , I pulled the dooropen , and sure enough mosteverything was thawing orwas thawed out.
Well Prorities first, Get the Rabbits set for thenight then comeback up anddeal with the mess in the freezer .Rabbits were all goodeeveryone begging atttentionand begging to be noticed, ( sure they knewthe feed bag was walking thruthe door ) . Got every oneset for the night , time to come upand deal with the freezer .
As I walked thru thesoor sputtering and using somelanguage no one hasheard before ,I start taking out and throwingthe overly thawed that couldntbe salvaged , I came upon2 boxes of theFrench breadPizza's and figured wellpartially thawed can be usedfor dinner , alongwith totally thawed Spinich ,ok sounds simpleenough I took all thethawed meats that couldbe cooked up tonight,brought everything in andwas preparing the roasts for bake off, the Pizza was in theoven nearly ready to comeout . Now this iswhere the fun begins :
Got the roasts ready to goin as soon as the pizza cameout , Grabbed theTowel to pull out the tray , gotit half way out andgeesh what the heck my handand arm is getting too warm ,what is this , I lookand Yikes the DarnedTowel caught fire , flamesare by this time racing upwardsto my fingers , wellthats getting a might toodarned warm sooooooo Ideide put the tray in the other handso not to drop the pizza's ,all was working finetill I realizedHOLY CRAP ! thathurts, whats the problem here. Itfinally dawns on meHey Dummy yourburning the heck out of your other hand ,and all the while I am stomping on thestupid towel trying to putit out.
Did it occure to me tograb that fire extinguisher 2 ft awayheck NO ~ did it occure to meto put the darned tray down ontop of the stove ,~ you've gotto be kidding , nope iam stomping away , baking myhand on the tray and all the whilethinking this is really stupid ., FinallyI get the brain power toactually drop the hot pan.luckily through the good gracesof iggnorance or something Thepan actually landed face up sothe pizza wasnt a total loss .and in the process of landing it landedon the towel and smothered theflames . score one for the braindead broad .
So to make a shortstory long I am sitting here withthe back and fingers of my lefthand burned from theflames and the webbingbetweenthe thumb andindex finger with a blisterthe size of a silver dollar andthe thumb its selfblistered from top to bottom, thankfully the only burnthat hurts that i can feelis the webbingand part of the the bottom part ofthe index finger .
My one saving grace thru all thisis I have long enoughfingernails where no part of myfingers have to actually touchthe keyboard.
First off I need a coffee to get this started .
My day wentnormally for a change , shouldhave known it was way toogood to be true .
Tonight as I was going downto tend the rabbits,I was fixin to walk outthe door when I noticed theFreezer door was openedslightly , I pulled the dooropen , and sure enough mosteverything was thawing orwas thawed out.
Well Prorities first, Get the Rabbits set for thenight then comeback up anddeal with the mess in the freezer .Rabbits were all goodeeveryone begging atttentionand begging to be noticed, ( sure they knewthe feed bag was walking thruthe door ) . Got every oneset for the night , time to come upand deal with the freezer .
As I walked thru thesoor sputtering and using somelanguage no one hasheard before ,I start taking out and throwingthe overly thawed that couldntbe salvaged , I came upon2 boxes of theFrench breadPizza's and figured wellpartially thawed can be usedfor dinner , alongwith totally thawed Spinich ,ok sounds simpleenough I took all thethawed meats that couldbe cooked up tonight,brought everything in andwas preparing the roasts for bake off, the Pizza was in theoven nearly ready to comeout . Now this iswhere the fun begins :
Got the roasts ready to goin as soon as the pizza cameout , Grabbed theTowel to pull out the tray , gotit half way out andgeesh what the heck my handand arm is getting too warm ,what is this , I lookand Yikes the DarnedTowel caught fire , flamesare by this time racing upwardsto my fingers , wellthats getting a might toodarned warm sooooooo Ideide put the tray in the other handso not to drop the pizza's ,all was working finetill I realizedHOLY CRAP ! thathurts, whats the problem here. Itfinally dawns on meHey Dummy yourburning the heck out of your other hand ,and all the while I am stomping on thestupid towel trying to putit out.
Did it occure to me tograb that fire extinguisher 2 ft awayheck NO ~ did it occure to meto put the darned tray down ontop of the stove ,~ you've gotto be kidding , nope iam stomping away , baking myhand on the tray and all the whilethinking this is really stupid ., FinallyI get the brain power toactually drop the hot pan.luckily through the good gracesof iggnorance or something Thepan actually landed face up sothe pizza wasnt a total loss .and in the process of landing it landedon the towel and smothered theflames . score one for the braindead broad .
So to make a shortstory long I am sitting here withthe back and fingers of my lefthand burned from theflames and the webbingbetweenthe thumb andindex finger with a blisterthe size of a silver dollar andthe thumb its selfblistered from top to bottom, thankfully the only burnthat hurts that i can feelis the webbingand part of the the bottom part ofthe index finger .
My one saving grace thru all thisis I have long enoughfingernails where no part of myfingers have to actually touchthe keyboard.
