I_heart_Fraggles wrote:
Thank you Benjamin. Yes it appears my opionate can't stand the heat....But just to be on the safe side I have a few things I would like to share. You see I have done a little digging and not just on the couch cushions. Now I am not trying to run a "smear campain" here. But I did find some tasty tidbits....
1.My rivals do not support "same sex bonding". Now I have always said a bunny has a right to groom any bunny they want but SOME RABBITS don't feel the same way.
2. Do you like treats? I know I do....But if elected president Mr.Fat butt would only share the best treats with the richest rabbits. He does not support my plan to use helicoptors to make rain craisons and banana chips.
Finally I have a very sad story to share....There was this momma doe and her four little bunnies who had fallen on hard times. Daddy had run off with a Tan and mommy was barely scraping by. One day while digging threw the trash for old produce outside a grocery store Mr.Fat butt came along with a large bag of craisons all to himself. Momma doe softly asked him to spare a few treats for the darling bunnies. Mr.Fat butt not only refused but foot flicked the little angels as he hopped away laughing!....Not trying to run a smear campain here but geez....
Can't stand the heat? Mind you - several days this summer it was over 106 degrees outside...and yet you were basking away (with an OCTOPUS?) at the cooler Pacific Northwest temperatures.
We will address some of your comments in a moment but first we have a question for our fellow bunnies.
Don't you agree that it is important to get all the facts CORRECT if you want to be president? I mean - we wouldn't want to send out more bunnies to unsafe lands due to "weapons of mass destruction" - right? We'd want to make sure we have our facts straight.
Well then - let's set one fact straight. "Fat Butt" is MRS / MS Fat Butt - and that is HER middle name. Her full name is "Harmony Fat Butt Flint". She mainly goes by Fat Butt when I'm yelling at her about something - or when she's about to go to a show where proper posteriors are preferred.
So I suggest that you go elsewhere to get accurate information.
In addition - we were prepared to support your pathetic attempt to run for President until we did some research into Tattoo. We will be presenting more information over the weekend about your octopus ally...we are just waiting on verification.
But for now - lets deal with your comments....
First of all - same sex bonding. We not only approve of it - but we ENCOURAGE it. In our home we have three pairs of NON-NEUTERED bucks living together. While two sets are brothers - the third set is not - and yet - they live together happily anyway.
As a herd matron for the last year and a half, I (Nyx) have not only encouraged same sex bonding among our herd - but given lessons in how to best groom a flemmie and encouraged lionheads and holland lops and mixed breeds to give us flemmies lessons in how to groom them the best. Ellie Mae, our e-lop, is a slow learner when it comes to learning these things as she thinks that e-lops are the only ones who need grooming - but we are patient with her and try to increase her quota of oats and treats to help her "catch up".
In addition - we approve of and encourage "opposite sex" grooming and breeding and have spent hours on a regular basis flirting with the many bucks who live here. Even Thunder, my flemish giant daughter bred with Brady Hawkes, an e-lop - which of course shows how open-minded we are to ALL breeds.
Both Harmony and I have SUCCESSFULLY raised litters of babies - who of course are supporting us in our efforts. As I'm sure you will understand - raising a litter of babies successfully takes skills in time management, resource gathering, negotiation (which is in a way a form of governing), and so much more.
Harmony & I are also prepared to present our pedigrees to show that we are indeed U.S. citizen bunnies. I was born in Indiana and migrated to Texas with the help of my slaves and Harmony was born in Massachusetts and migrated to Texas also. Between the two of us, we have a cultural understanding of the East Coast, Midwest and Southern Texas. Oh - did I mention that we both flew in airplanes too to get here?
As far as treats go - we love treats too - but we would never turn in helicopters for treats. What a poor management of resources.
We would send those helicopters scouring the other nations for treats to bring home to us - with no tax penalties. We'd start with bananas and move on from there.
You mention Fat Butt and craisins but actually, she swore off craisins 2 years ago after a gas attack. She now has oatmeal and bananas on a daily basis.
So please....dear dear Fraggles - get your facts straight in the future.
Oh - before I forget - we may already have two endorsements.
Brad Pitt may endorse us after getting permission from Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, and his children.
Also, since he was once a Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is considering our platform and endorsing us. First he has to find a way to cry so he can cure cancer....
I will share our platform of beliefs later this weekend as we are still working out some of the kinks.
But here are a few of the issues we will be campaigning on...
- No breeding because a human says so. Breeding is only to be done at the wishes of the two bunnies involved.
- No more rabbit shows - unless a bun wants to attend and show off their human.
- No rabbits in the armed services....of any sort.
- Oatmeal at every meal provided free by the government (if the rabbit chooses to participate).