What to write in the birthday card

[Hermelin]

Hi everyone,

I need a bit of a help to come up with something funny in my card to write for my friends birthday. Last card I made to her, she got a map and I marked her new place, I told her, she could always call me when being lost and not forget to share her wifi code. It was the card when she got her new apartment. Because she have a really bad sense of direction. So I made a bit of fun of her bad sense of direction. While last christmas was just a rhyme giving hint what was in the present

So this time I’m a bit lost on what to come up with. Her birthday present I went a little wild with because of a sale. Because she have a new apartment so she miss quite a lot of things. So I got her a clock for her bare white walls, kitchen towels, coasters and favorite treats for her cat which I got for free with pet shop points.

Do you have any rhyme or something funny to write in the card

I’m quite bad with words because of my dyslexia and language difficulties, so it takes a lot of time to come up with things.

 

[Lucas the Bun 💕🐇]

I'm late but here's some cat jokes that aren't that cringy
http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes...ilt,Cats will make you pay for every... More