lemonaxis
Well-Known Member
My Mum dances a lot at home where no one can see her. Well I do and so does the baby human. She holds the baby human, sings along to the Wiggles (I know, how embarassing) and I nod my head up and down. She thinks I love to dance too, but really its my way of shaking my head in disgrace....poor Mum.
Mum keeps putting this horrible things on her feet so I can't lie comfortably across them. She calls them shoes. I call them poos shoes cause that where I like to poop.
I like it when she stretches out on the couch, take those off and then I hop onto her feet, snuggle up and "purr".
My Mum refuses to give me bread!!!!!
She insists she knows whats best for me so when she gets back from the shopping she has to quickly put the bread away before I try to sneak some. Once I got a piece and took off, my Mum screamed, the baby human screamed, they all screamed and chased me behind the couch. But...hehe...I got in two bites before they did catch me:biggrin2:
My Mum doesn't let other children or even adults touch me. I love my Mum, she even threatened her own Aunty when crazy Aunty said I would make a nice rabbit fur!!!
(That's about the time I noticed Aunty had a moustache and so badly wished I talk human for just a moment!)....
My Mum got mad and hasn't called her since. I heard some bad words come out my Mum's mouth but I can't repeat them on RO cause I do not wanna see Mum mad again!
Mum keeps putting this horrible things on her feet so I can't lie comfortably across them. She calls them shoes. I call them poos shoes cause that where I like to poop.
I like it when she stretches out on the couch, take those off and then I hop onto her feet, snuggle up and "purr".
My Mum refuses to give me bread!!!!!
She insists she knows whats best for me so when she gets back from the shopping she has to quickly put the bread away before I try to sneak some. Once I got a piece and took off, my Mum screamed, the baby human screamed, they all screamed and chased me behind the couch. But...hehe...I got in two bites before they did catch me:biggrin2:
My Mum doesn't let other children or even adults touch me. I love my Mum, she even threatened her own Aunty when crazy Aunty said I would make a nice rabbit fur!!!
(That's about the time I noticed Aunty had a moustache and so badly wished I talk human for just a moment!)....
My Mum got mad and hasn't called her since. I heard some bad words come out my Mum's mouth but I can't repeat them on RO cause I do not wanna see Mum mad again!