Thursday Call of Roll

[JimD]

Happy Thursday to All !!

Let's start out with a joke....

" This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide. They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts, but Hey! He needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up. This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around. During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs!"."

 

[Bo B Bunny]

:laugh:



Good Morning! It is going to be a busy day here. Cleaning, paying some bills, chasing bunnies and then I have to pick up kids from Choir and after school activities....

Have a good one!

 

[SOOOSKA]

Hello all. Good one JimD. I did some grocery shopping today (getting ready for our Thanksgiving this weekend). :Canada small:

Well today was the bunnies lucky day I got 4 huge bags of carrot tops for them, which is good because all 6 of them love carrot tops.:running bunny

Susan:apollo:

 

[Lissa]

Hi everyone. I've missed you guys.

 

[LuvaBun]

LOL!

Hi everyone. Shadow had a great afternoon. He went in the front garden while we were clearing leaves. Two little girls from across the way came over. They've seen him before and think he's lovely. Well, Shadow let them pet him, they had their photos taken with him, they kissed him on the nose, and then he binkied everywhere, as they squealed in delight . He's worn out now, laying on his blankie upstairs .

Meanwhile, Pernod just lay on the rug in the sitting room, chilling out.

Jan

 

[seniorcats]

TGIT!!!!!!!!! Four day weekend for me!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JimD]

LISSA'S HERE !!!!

:woohoo

 

[JimD]

Off to clean the bunnie room... :singing:"tra-la"

..... ... ..:vacuum::litterhealthy::sweep.... ... . . ....







~ `Jim
ldman:

 

[seniorcats]

The man joke of the day:

This is why men are happier:

1- Your last name stays put.

2- The garage is all yours.

3- Wedding plans take care of themselves.

4- Chocolate is just another snack.

5- You can never be pregnant.

6- Car mechanics tell you the truth.

7- You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

8- Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental- $100.

9- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

10- People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. (lol)

11- One mood all the time.

12- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

13- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

14- You can open all your own jars.

15- If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

16- Your underwear is just $9.95 for a three-pack.

17- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. (sometimes 2)

18- Everything on your face stays its original color.

19- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

20. You only have to shave your face and neck. (This is not true)

21- One color for all seasons.

22- You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

23- You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

24- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

25- You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

 

[BlueGiants]

I know I'm not supposed to laugh, but I can't help it... That was pretty funny! :yeahthat:

Sorry!