maherwoman
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MAISIE
What kind of small animal are you? Princess Bunny
How old are you? 'bout a year and a half
Where did your owner get you? some kid at her small human's school
Do you have any other animal friends living with you? Yep...right now four others, and will have many more cum September
If so, what kinds of animals? two other girl bunnies (argh), and two annoying felines
Whats your favorite food? I prefer raisins over anything, but Mama's sparing with them. *enter BIG frowny face here*
Do you like to be held? If you must...but I'll stay tense and annoyed the WHOLE TIME.
Do you poop and pee a lot? Mama calls me the Poo Monster, hehe!!
Do you love your owners? I love Mama...anyone else can take a hike!
Are you overweight? NO WAY! I'm lovely!
Do you like to get baths? What?? Are you kidding? I do just fine myself, thank you!
Have you ever bitten your owner? I've given Mama a few grazes, but only when I thought she was taking my food dish PERMANENTLY away, not just refilling. But never an outright bite.
If so, why? Oh, hehe...just answered that. Mama calls it "food aggression"...I call it, "Hey, that's MINE!!"
Have you ever met another animal like you? Yep...two others, actually...I don't like them much...I'm still hormonal, and they're just too close for my taste.
Have you ever pee'd on your owner? Nope...I'm too much a lady for that!
Have you ever been outside? Only in that big, loud box to get groomed or go to the "vet"...whatever the heck that is! I showed Mama I didn't like it...I dropped a whole bunch of fur on her...hehe!!
Have you ever eaten grass? Yes, Mama buys us wheatgrass sometimes...YUM!
FLOWER
What kind of small animal are you? I's a bunny
How old are you? A little over a year
Where did your owner get you? I was in this tiny cage, and it was full of my own pee, and I didn't have any water or food, and Daddy saw me and called Mama over, and she came over with her small human, and they almost cried, and my previous human gave me to her, and she took me upstairs, and she made me a new, nice, dry home...and I've been happy ever since. The End.
Do you have any other animal friends living with you? Um...I have Trixie and I have Maisie and I have Hobbes and I have Sunny...I don't know how many that is.
If so, what kinds of animals? Trixie and Maisie are bunnies (but Trixie's ears don't stand up like mine and Maisie's...I think they're broken) and Sunny and Hobbes...I don't know...long-tailed, short-eared bunnies??
Whats your favorite food? ANYTHING!!
Do you like to be held? NO...I won't even let Mama touch my SIDES...I REALLY don't like it!
Do you poop and pee a lot? I dunno
Do you love your owners? OH! My humans are WONDERFUL...I ADORE them!!
Are you overweight? I dunno...but I do love to eat!!
Do you like to get baths? I dunno...what's a bath??
Have you ever bitten your owner? No, though sometimes I get real grumpy and threaten...but I've never bitten her. I's still too scared I'd get rehomed.
If so, why? Mama moved my hay around too much. Why did that bother me again?
Have you ever met another animal like you? Um...sorta like me. Maisie's a different color (I'm white, she's gray), Trixie has big ol' black spots and broken ears, and those other two bunnies...well, they're just weird.
Have you ever pee'd on your owner? No...but Mama says when I first came out of my previous (really small) cage, I flicked pee when I hopped into the temporary carrier she'd set up for me. I was just an itty bitty baby...I didn't know back then that it wasn't MAMA's fault I was messy...it was those stupid, mean humans I used to live with.
Have you ever been outside? Nope!
Have you ever eaten grass? Is that what that stuff is?
TRIXIE
What kind of small animal are you? I'm a loppy lop
How old are you? About a year and a half
Where did your owner get you? I went on a big noisy thing and came over from New York (Mama says I got my wings that day).
Do you have any other animal friends living with you? Yeah...two other girl bunnies (YAY!) and two nosy kitties
If so, what kinds of animals? Oops...hehe...already answered that!
Whats your favorite food? Spell it with me!! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!
Do you like to be held? Only if it's an emergency...otherwise, HECK no!
Do you poop and pee a lot? Not sure...I can't see the other buns' litterboxes...
Do you love your owners? New Mama sure is wonderful, but I miss my old mama, too.
Are you overweight? How can you even suggest?!
Do you like to get baths? I don't think I've ever had one...hmm...
Have you ever bitten your owner? Nope!
If so, why?
Have you ever met another animal like you? Yeah, I have two bunny friends...but I think Flower likes me much more than Maisie does.
Have you ever pee'd on your owner? Nope!
Have you ever been outside? Only in the "car".
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MAISIE
What kind of small animal are you? Princess Bunny
How old are you? 'bout a year and a half
Where did your owner get you? some kid at her small human's school
Do you have any other animal friends living with you? Yep...right now four others, and will have many more cum September
If so, what kinds of animals? two other girl bunnies (argh), and two annoying felines
Whats your favorite food? I prefer raisins over anything, but Mama's sparing with them. *enter BIG frowny face here*
Do you like to be held? If you must...but I'll stay tense and annoyed the WHOLE TIME.
Do you poop and pee a lot? Mama calls me the Poo Monster, hehe!!
Do you love your owners? I love Mama...anyone else can take a hike!
Are you overweight? NO WAY! I'm lovely!
Do you like to get baths? What?? Are you kidding? I do just fine myself, thank you!
Have you ever bitten your owner? I've given Mama a few grazes, but only when I thought she was taking my food dish PERMANENTLY away, not just refilling. But never an outright bite.
If so, why? Oh, hehe...just answered that. Mama calls it "food aggression"...I call it, "Hey, that's MINE!!"
Have you ever met another animal like you? Yep...two others, actually...I don't like them much...I'm still hormonal, and they're just too close for my taste.
Have you ever pee'd on your owner? Nope...I'm too much a lady for that!
Have you ever been outside? Only in that big, loud box to get groomed or go to the "vet"...whatever the heck that is! I showed Mama I didn't like it...I dropped a whole bunch of fur on her...hehe!!
Have you ever eaten grass? Yes, Mama buys us wheatgrass sometimes...YUM!
FLOWER
What kind of small animal are you? I's a bunny
How old are you? A little over a year
Where did your owner get you? I was in this tiny cage, and it was full of my own pee, and I didn't have any water or food, and Daddy saw me and called Mama over, and she came over with her small human, and they almost cried, and my previous human gave me to her, and she took me upstairs, and she made me a new, nice, dry home...and I've been happy ever since. The End.
Do you have any other animal friends living with you? Um...I have Trixie and I have Maisie and I have Hobbes and I have Sunny...I don't know how many that is.
If so, what kinds of animals? Trixie and Maisie are bunnies (but Trixie's ears don't stand up like mine and Maisie's...I think they're broken) and Sunny and Hobbes...I don't know...long-tailed, short-eared bunnies??
Whats your favorite food? ANYTHING!!
Do you like to be held? NO...I won't even let Mama touch my SIDES...I REALLY don't like it!
Do you poop and pee a lot? I dunno
Do you love your owners? OH! My humans are WONDERFUL...I ADORE them!!
Are you overweight? I dunno...but I do love to eat!!
Do you like to get baths? I dunno...what's a bath??
Have you ever bitten your owner? No, though sometimes I get real grumpy and threaten...but I've never bitten her. I's still too scared I'd get rehomed.
If so, why? Mama moved my hay around too much. Why did that bother me again?
Have you ever met another animal like you? Um...sorta like me. Maisie's a different color (I'm white, she's gray), Trixie has big ol' black spots and broken ears, and those other two bunnies...well, they're just weird.
Have you ever pee'd on your owner? No...but Mama says when I first came out of my previous (really small) cage, I flicked pee when I hopped into the temporary carrier she'd set up for me. I was just an itty bitty baby...I didn't know back then that it wasn't MAMA's fault I was messy...it was those stupid, mean humans I used to live with.
Have you ever been outside? Nope!
Have you ever eaten grass? Is that what that stuff is?
TRIXIE
What kind of small animal are you? I'm a loppy lop
How old are you? About a year and a half
Where did your owner get you? I went on a big noisy thing and came over from New York (Mama says I got my wings that day).
Do you have any other animal friends living with you? Yeah...two other girl bunnies (YAY!) and two nosy kitties
If so, what kinds of animals? Oops...hehe...already answered that!
Whats your favorite food? Spell it with me!! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!
Do you like to be held? Only if it's an emergency...otherwise, HECK no!
Do you poop and pee a lot? Not sure...I can't see the other buns' litterboxes...
Do you love your owners? New Mama sure is wonderful, but I miss my old mama, too.
Are you overweight? How can you even suggest?!
Do you like to get baths? I don't think I've ever had one...hmm...
Have you ever bitten your owner? Nope!
If so, why?
Have you ever met another animal like you? Yeah, I have two bunny friends...but I think Flower likes me much more than Maisie does.
Have you ever pee'd on your owner? Nope!
Have you ever been outside? Only in the "car".