The Genie game

[whiskylollipop]

Your wish is granted, but the door is sealed and it's impossible to get inside.

I wish my bunnies had thinner, shortwe fur. It's coming into summer down here, and these fuzzballs aren't gonna be happy in the heat.

 

[Ilovemyrabbit]

Your wish is granted but next Summer their fur will grow twice as long and thick.

I wish there were more rabbit owners around here.

 

[Nancy McClelland]

Your wish is granted, but they are very cliquey and won't talk to you. I wish someone would fix me breakfast.

 

[whiskylollipop]

Your wish is granted, but unfortunately it was left on the stove too long and it's burnt to a black crisp.

I wish I didn't have to sleep ever! I'd get so much done!

 

[Nancy McClelland]

Your wish is granted but you have to fix breakfast for everyone on the Earth without burning it!! I wish my bunnies would cook--I've heard they make excellent stew but my lazy little buggers won't cook me a darn thing!

 

[Ilovemyrabbit]

Your wish is granted but they cook hay for you.

I wish I could fly.

 

[whiskylollipop]

Your wish is granted, but the highest you can get is 5 inches off the ground.

I wish I could look great without any effort 24/7.

 

[Nancy McClelland]

Your wish is granted, but only in the dark. I wish my rabbits didn't poop so much!

 

[BabyMiyo]

Wish granted, but now they pee five times as much!

I wish groceries were cheaper.

 

[Nancy McClelland]

Your wish is granted, but the stores now only sell brussel sprouts. I wish it would hurry up, rain, and get it over with.

 

[whiskylollipop]

Your wish is granted, but 5 hours' worth of rain immediately falls in a 10-second period, washing away everything and flooding the land.

I wish my bunnies would brush themselves.

 

[zombiesue]

Your wish is granted, but they insist on using your hair brushes and hiding them when they're through, so now YOU're the unkempt one!

I wish my husband was smarter

 

[Ilovemyrabbit]

Your wish is granted but now he's shorter.

I wish I could fall asleep whenever I wanted to.

 

[whiskylollipop]

Your wish is granted, but you can never wake up when you want to.

I wish my boyfriend would stop snooping my phone texts.

 

[Ilovemyrabbit]

Your wish is granted, but now he snoops in on you and your friends conversations.

I wish it wasn't going to snow in 3 days from now!

 

[Nancy McClelland]

Your wish is granted, but you had to move to Yuma, AZ. I wish the weather would stay just like it is now--it's perfect!

 

[Ilovemyrabbit]

Your wish is granted but it stays like it is for 1 day and that's it.

I wish it wasn't so cold out!

 

[BabyMiyo]

Your wish is granted, but now it's cold inside!

I wish I had some yummy choc donuts in my mouth right now.

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[Nancy McClelland]

Your wish is granted, but, you have to share them with ants! I wish I could run away from home for about 2 weeks.

 

[whiskylollipop]

Your wish is granted, but while you are gone someone moves in and takes your place, and you return to find that all your pets now like this person more than you.

I wish I could afford to keep more bunnies.