Pharfly
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If the cat is sleeping on my blanket It's her fault I bit her
Rules our slaves should know!
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Koumyou_69
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Tiger
33. Do not move your fingers while I am cleaning you or I will nip!
Mocka
34. I won't do anything untill you rub my nose and hand over that snowpea then and only then will you get kisses!
Tiger
35. If i scare the dog by growling and scratching her it's her own fault she doesn't know her place and that she should stop sniffing my butt!!!!
33. Do not move your fingers while I am cleaning you or I will nip!
Mocka
34. I won't do anything untill you rub my nose and hand over that snowpea then and only then will you get kisses!
Tiger
35. If i scare the dog by growling and scratching her it's her own fault she doesn't know her place and that she should stop sniffing my butt!!!!
Seraphina
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Sera would like to add..
#36 Anything i pee on is now mine and no matter how often you clean it, i will pee on it again.. this includes the hay box, the bottom of my cage, the couch, and your bed.
Epies would like to add
#37 Anything in my reach is fair game.. which isn't just the floor! don't worry, you'll forget i said that.
#36 Anything i pee on is now mine and no matter how often you clean it, i will pee on it again.. this includes the hay box, the bottom of my cage, the couch, and your bed.
Epies would like to add
#37 Anything in my reach is fair game.. which isn't just the floor! don't worry, you'll forget i said that.
Spikethebunny
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Spike would like to add:
#38 - Just because I don't play with the toys you buy me doesn't mean I don't want them. Moving them from their stragetic places is not appreciated.
#39 - I expect a clean pen at all times. Just because the moment you have finished cleaning and I dump hay all over the floor, doesn't mean I don't like things clean.
#38 - Just because I don't play with the toys you buy me doesn't mean I don't want them. Moving them from their stragetic places is not appreciated.
#39 - I expect a clean pen at all times. Just because the moment you have finished cleaning and I dump hay all over the floor, doesn't mean I don't like things clean.
MagPie
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bunnychild wrote:
:laugh: Oh yes! Harvey agrees with that one completely. Toys and chew toys.
:laugh: Oh yes! Harvey agrees with that one completely. Toys and chew toys.
Dustiechick
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Dusty is adding #40-
I will chew on all the furniture I want. And don't try and stop me.
#50- I can sense when you are going to put me back in the cage. Catch me if you can!
I will chew on all the furniture I want. And don't try and stop me.
#50- I can sense when you are going to put me back in the cage. Catch me if you can!
sparney
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Dustiechick wrote:
^ SO true!
#51- I arrange my bed how i want it, so stop wasting your time, if i want the shavings there, they go there, if i want the straw by my bowl, that is where it stays!
^ SO true!
#51- I arrange my bed how i want it, so stop wasting your time, if i want the shavings there, they go there, if i want the straw by my bowl, that is where it stays!
Babybunnies_x
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Seraphina wrote:
My bed is just distroyed. aha.:grumpy:
Ugh I wish that wasn't true...
My bed is just distroyed. aha.:grumpy:
jcottonl02
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This is so funny lol.
Rule #52
In our mutual grooming sessions don't feel hard done by when my strokes last 10 minutes and you get three licks before I shove my head under your hand again.
Jen
Rule #52
In our mutual grooming sessions don't feel hard done by when my strokes last 10 minutes and you get three licks before I shove my head under your hand again.
Jen
lillyen10
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rule #53 i will not abswuwtwy will not come into site for food unless you give me a big tweet and pet me 10 twimes no more no less or i start usen my claws so say hello to my wittle fwiends (always wanted to sway dat 
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)kly44
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Shiloh
Rule 53 - Go ahead. Vacuum. But the second you're done I'm kicking shavings everywhere again.
Zuri
Rule 54 - If there's a will, there's a way out. And I always find a way out.
Rule 53 - Go ahead. Vacuum. But the second you're done I'm kicking shavings everywhere again.
Zuri
Rule 54 - If there's a will, there's a way out. And I always find a way out.
MiniLopHop
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Becky: rule 55
You shall not ask me to socialise with humans and get petted when dinner is late. If this rule is broken I shall nip you every 2 minutes until you remember it is dinner time. A penalty carrot is required for this offence!
You shall not ask me to socialise with humans and get petted when dinner is late. If this rule is broken I shall nip you every 2 minutes until you remember it is dinner time. A penalty carrot is required for this offence!
sparney
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#56- I know if you've been to see other rabbits and i will chin you all over until i can't smell them on you anymore, you're my slave.
SDShorty
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#53 You should learn to just not ever close the play pen door, I'm a rabbit remember? I'm just gonna keep jumping over it.
#54 Boxes and paper are delicious, if you don't want me to eat your DVD's or books or whatever else that's made of paper, then don't leave it on the bottom shelf of the bookcase as a snack for me
#54 Boxes and paper are delicious, if you don't want me to eat your DVD's or books or whatever else that's made of paper, then don't leave it on the bottom shelf of the bookcase as a snack for me
MareBearBunny18
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MagPie wrote:
Bonny to agrees with that she tackles the kitten all the time she is so much bigger then the kitten and it is funny to watch :yahoo:
Bonny to agrees with that she tackles the kitten all the time she is so much bigger then the kitten and it is funny to watch :yahoo:
rjeffery99
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#55 When you put my 7 week old friends into the play pen dont get annoyed when they squeeze through the bars and it takes you half an hour to get them back in
#56 never let the westie dog " sniff me" it is not fair and i dont appreeshiate her lickwing me
#57 the cat is not my fwiend so dont hold me up to its nose and expwect me not to kick and scratch you from Bugsy
#56 never let the westie dog " sniff me" it is not fair and i dont appreeshiate her lickwing me
#57 the cat is not my fwiend so dont hold me up to its nose and expwect me not to kick and scratch you from Bugsy
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Ms. Hope bunny says:
#58 Parsley should be given in bunches not one stalk at a time.
#58 Parsley should be given in bunches not one stalk at a time.
Meeky242
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From King Luther...
#59 - Yes. I understand that you're trying to look after me HOWEVER if you open a door and i am aware i will be coming with you. No exceptions.
#60 - You shall not keep me from MY carrots! If that fridge door opens i will be in there faster then you can say "LUTHER!" and the bag of carrots will be coming out with me.
#59 - Yes. I understand that you're trying to look after me HOWEVER if you open a door and i am aware i will be coming with you. No exceptions.
#60 - You shall not keep me from MY carrots! If that fridge door opens i will be in there faster then you can say "LUTHER!" and the bag of carrots will be coming out with me.
Lucy500
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From Bonkers:
#61. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT spray the walls with that awful perfume. I cant chew them properly when you do.
#62. If you leave my litter box dirty for too long, prepare to have pee, poop and litter confetti all over the floor.
#63. Bananas are a must. Always. No exceptions.
#64. If you leave and don't come home for more than a day, the amount of bunny butt time will be directly proportional to the time you were out. Emotional torture with me licking my grandma and not looking at you will be applied.
#65. Mint leaves are the work of the devil, and I will act like you are trying to poison me if offered.
#61. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT spray the walls with that awful perfume. I cant chew them properly when you do.
#62. If you leave my litter box dirty for too long, prepare to have pee, poop and litter confetti all over the floor.
#63. Bananas are a must. Always. No exceptions.
#64. If you leave and don't come home for more than a day, the amount of bunny butt time will be directly proportional to the time you were out. Emotional torture with me licking my grandma and not looking at you will be applied.
#65. Mint leaves are the work of the devil, and I will act like you are trying to poison me if offered.
