Dortmund is being very much a Teenager right now. it used to be I could play with him for hours and he would be a good rabbit. Now within 15 minutes of play time starting, he is trying to have sex with whatever body part he can grab ahold of. And when I don’t play with him, he’s learned that slamming his back feet makes a very loud noise, so he does this every minute or two until I come get him. At which point he starts trying to hump me again. He has an appointment to get fixed on the 28th and I bought him a stuffed moose for him to use in a friends with benefits kind of way until then. I love the little guy but sometimes he drives me crazy.