karoke with ludo

[girlzilla]

who wants to hear the lyrics to ludo's karoke version of "pieces of me" by ashlee simpson?

please give it up for the lyrical stylings of ludo!

On a Monday, I am hopping
Tuesday, I am flopping
And by Wednesday, I’ve got fleas
Then the phone rings, and I binky
And my cecals are so stinky
And you’ve come to bum clip meeeee



Hop... With you, I hop so fast
I can hardly catch my breath, I want some grass!



[Chorus:]
Ohhhhh
It seems like I can finally gnaw on grass that is so real
I like the way that feels
Ohhhhh
It's as if you've grown that piece of lawn for me
I love fresh grass for tea
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of lawn
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of lawn



I am moody, and I’m messy
I beat the cat up, and it’s funny
How you never seem to care
When I'm angry, you pat me
Feed me raisins and some cauli
And you wont stop 'til I bink!



Hop... Sometimes I hop so fast
Well, I chew that skirting board
And blame the caaaaat!



[Chorus:]
Ohhhhh
It seems like I can finally sneak into your bed at night
I like the way that feels (that sounds dirty but it SO isn’t)
Ohhhhh
It's as if you love me more than you love the cat
I love to remind her of that
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of carrot
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of carrot



How do you know everything I'm about to chew?
Am I that obvious?
And if it's lying on the floor
I’m going to chew it more and more



[Chorus:]
Ohhhhh
It seems like I can finally sneak the raisins on my own
I love the mint you’ve grown
Ohhhhh
It's as if the entire world is about me
I gave the cat my fleas
Ohhhhh
I love how you’re my human
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of apple
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of apple...



hehehe. plenty more karoke songs from ludo to come.... :biggrin2:

 

[BEAUKEZRA]

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