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The BUNFATHER

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Some people like to talk about what type ofanimal they'd like to be (my human sister Robin used to dream aboutbeing a red haired invisible flying cat).

But if you could be a human....what would you like to DO? Justthink...you'd have fingers and thumbs....and could get into more treatsand stuff....

What would you like to do for a job...

The BunFather
 
I would want to work in a hair salon - I lovegrooming hair and cutting it with my teeth. Mama says I'd have to usescissors though.

Miss Bea
 
Well, I would have to be a king or something. Ofcourse, I would need servants, money, and probably a queen. Okay, maybeI would settle for a thief. I am rather good at stealing andescaping.lol

-Peter:bunnybutt:
 
I think it would be fun if I were a rabbit judgeand all of the rabbit judges were rabbits. Then I could pick them up,make them set, and when I was done with them throw them back in thesmelly little box I took them out of. And when they tried to get out ofthe box, or even look at the rabbit next to them, I could push theirheads back down. That is what I would want to if I were a person.

Ice Cream
 
I would be Marilyn Monroe. Definatly.

Can't you see it??

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~TinkleBunny~
 
*Bun-Bun:*
I'd like to be a porn star.

*Cocoa:*
That's stupid. I'd like to be a space explorer!!

*Bun-Bun:*
Dork.

*Cocoa:*
Oh kiss my fluffy tail, play boy bunny.
 
Well, I think my title says it all - I'm aPrincess. I don't need to be human to assert my place in theworld. So far, my subjects are just limited to my humans andmy brother Charlie, but one day, I will have millions obeying!

If I were not a Princess, and had to work for a living...
I would be an olympic gymnist specializing in floor routines.I would show of my flips and hops and jumps and be the best!

PM (Princess Misty)


 
I think me would bee a feed store ownerr. Then Icould have all the treets I wanted. all the time! Or a rockstar. Thenn peeple might give me the respect and aww me deserves! Well,at leest mommee gives me that. except for that "little man" thing. sheedoesn't no what shee's saying!
 
Flower: "I'd be a bunny toy inventor!!"

Trixie: "I'd invent better ways to make noise!!"

Maisie: "I'd invent better hidey spots that fit largerrabbits like us...all those igloos and stuff are for really SMALLbunnies..."

Mama: "I think Drew would indeed be an explorer ordancer. Dusty I see as a mountain climber.Mopsy...a talkshow host."

Hehe!!
 
I think I'd want to be the GodFather....as long as I had good bunny-guards around me.

I have tried tailoring....and landscapring...and other things. But mom and dad didn't like my attempts.

What do they know?

The BunFather
 
I'd be a couch pertater! (Mommy told me thisISN'T a pertater on a couch.I still dun beleave her!) But then I'd havemaid bunnies that would play with me,and human slaves that would cleanmy messes with chains on their necks! BWAHAHAA



-Obli.:mad:
 
if i wuz a humin........i just wanna have thumbs! it wood make dis tiping fing reeeeeely ez!



or mebbe a arkitekt...well, mebbe a demolishon expert! i's better at dat!!


 
Some days I think I'd be good as a boss in organized crime, but I'll settle for Queen of the Nothern Hemisphere.

Tax collector, too. Paper money is so tasty! (of course, Icould just steal it and buy shares in banana importing.... Thatway i could have all the bananas I wanted, all the time!)
 

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