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Hi everyone Toste here, the bunny Odin calls a fatous scardy-cat. I’m the youngest bunny of the family and always fight with the queen dowager Lilja. We seem to never to be on the same side. My big brother Odin still have not accepted me, I hope he will do it in the future.


My bunny mommy have a litter box that’s a box and a wall you have to push on. I walk up slowly and push my head on the wall, it will move a little but not enough for me to get out.

I fight with my strong front paws and use my sharp claws, still the wall won’t creat a path for me. I try to push with my back legs and the wall just swing back before I can get out.

I always end up waiting for my bunny mom to open the wall for me, so I can jump out. It’s easier getting in than out of the litter box.

// Toste
A good way to put your human to good use in your favor!

- Hawkeye the Empress & Queen-pin
 

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How should this mighty bunny start my complain.

For many days the palace have been bustling with my servants planning on how to celebrate her mother’s birthday which is right after valentines day. This ruler was very delighted to celebrate valentines day and my servants mother birthday. During celebrations there are always a sumptuous banquet with unique and captivating food. The fragrance made this ruler mouth to water up and gaze longingly at the hot meal being prepared.

This ruler was convinced that my delicate taste buds could taste the different aromas just by being enticed by the fragrance of the banquet food.

Alas, this ruler could not have expected to go through such an injustice and slight. How could these violation occur in my own kingdom.

No ruler need to go through oppression and the grievance, myself have to do. How could my servant not let me enjoy the banquet, instead this ruler was left with dry tasteless hay and crumbles on the banquet floor.

Only because this regal beautiful fluffy bum have grown bigger. This bum of mine will help me find my future queen. Yet, how can it maintain the shape of a fuffy bum when this regale bunny can’t eat a good meal.

How dare my servant tell me to loose weight.

At least let this depressed king wish all my allies and friends that you had a wonderful weekend.

//Odin

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Greetings my fellow regal bunnies!

Today this king had to suffer quite a lot, in this kings palace there's a bunny chef that always serve the most exquisite and palate food you can find. Taking one bite, the soft earthy taste with a hint of sweet will explode over this regal taste buds. It's perfectly chewy and the freshly aroma makes this king keep on wanting to eat more. THEN comes my bunny slave, without her kings acknowledgment, she violated this king and took adventage over my poor body. My bunny slave touched this regal fluffy bum and took away this kings snacks.

In the royal bathroom, my slave started to fill up the bath for this king and with her unknown gallantry forced this king to bath. With utmost respect this king didn't fight back but tried to demand my slave to let this king be. She didn't listen and kept on scrubing my fluffy bum until it was spotless clean and no longer fluffy.

So this king wonder if any other bunny wants to take over this outrageous bunny maid, this bunny slave thinks she can rule over me in my own kingdom.

// Odin
 

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Greetings my fellow regal bunnies!

Today this king had to suffer quite a lot, in this kings palace there's a bunny chef that always serve the most exquisite and palate food you can find. Taking one bite, the soft earthy taste with a hint of sweet will explode over this regal taste buds. It's perfectly chewy and the freshly aroma makes this king keep on wanting to eat more. THEN comes my bunny slave, without her kings acknowledgment, she violated this king and took adventage over my poor body. My bunny slave touched this regal fluffy bum and took away this kings snacks.

In the royal bathroom, my slave started to fill up the bath for this king and with her unknown gallantry forced this king to bath. With utmost respect this king didn't fight back but tried to demand my slave to let this king be. She didn't listen and kept on scrubing my fluffy bum until it was spotless clean and no longer fluffy.

So this king wonder if any other bunny wants to take over this outrageous bunny maid, this bunny slave thinks she can rule over me in my own kingdom.

// Odin
King Oden,

Your bunny slave sounds quite obnoxious. How dare they not allow you to continue to munch on your select top class snacks and next violate you. How preposterous of them. Just know that Empress Hawkeye would gladly lend you her strong hand to put your bunny maid in their proper place.

Kind regards,

Empress Hawkeye
 
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20200412_111323.jpgPlease note i am now in the corner of the room as my human servant has decided she needs geese. GEESE!. Yesterday she let them eat collard greens. My collard greens. Its not enough i have to share my room with these obnoxious peepers but share my food. To my left are chicks, in my cage. (It doesnt mattter that i do not use it, its MINE!) And in my room. Count me unhappy,
Chowder.
 

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King Oden,

Your bunny slave sounds quite obnoxious. How dare they not allow you to continue to munch on your select top class snacks and next violate you. How preposterous of them. Just know that Empress Hawkeye would gladly lend you her strong hand to put your bunny maid in their proper place.

Kind regards,

Empress Hawkeye
This king feel delighted over having you Empress Hawkeye as my ally.

// King Odin
 

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View attachment 46589Please note i am now in the corner of the room as my human servant has decided she needs geese. GEESE!. Yesterday she let them eat collard greens. My collard greens. Its not enough i have to share my room with these obnoxious peepers but share my food. To my left are chicks, in my cage. (It doesnt mattter that i do not use it, its MINE!) And in my room. Count me unhappy,
Chowder.
How can they do this to you, you need to tell them who’s the boss and take back your things. My bunny slave told me that this summer a little princess will move into my palace. Which this regal ruler won’t allow while next summer a drooling and whiny puppy will also move into the palace of this king.

Truly need to put up a fight against my outrageous bunny slave. Sometimes life is hard for us regal bunnies.

// Odin
 

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View attachment 46589Please note i am now in the corner of the room as my human servant has decided she needs geese. GEESE!. Yesterday she let them eat collard greens. My collard greens. Its not enough i have to share my room with these obnoxious peepers but share my food. To my left are chicks, in my cage. (It doesnt mattter that i do not use it, its MINE!) And in my room. Count me unhappy,
Chowder.
Awe , adorable!
I love geese!
 

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Not a frustrated bunny but a bunny slave trying to win my bunnies love. It’s a hard job trying to spoil the regal bunnies. So I fixed oat porridge with mashed bananas for me and the bunnies. Mine also have cacao in it, because I don’t like porridge but the bunnies will be happy and enjoy their little treat 🤣

The porridge is portioned up to what the bunnies can eat for the day.
 

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Hail all the great bunnies

Let me give you almighty rulers an update of a sad regal bunny. Even though waking up to the sounds of birds singing and iniatie a beautiful day while the days have become lighter and longer. Taking a step outdoors in the early mornings to take a fresh deep breath of the clean air and a lot of palatable plants growing in the royal garden. This regal bunny future have turn bleak, with an endless darkness and no light to guide me from this endless unfairness.

The scaredy-cat Toste have moved into this king palace uninvited. My once personal servants have turned to follow him and listen to all his beck and calls. This regal bunny wonder if any other mighty royal bunny faced the same problem.

How did you make the outside move out from your palace?

The attached picture shows how the outrageous scaredy-cat enjoy his new won life

// Odin
 

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