Anyone else ever wasted time talking to ALICE?

[Malexis]

polly wrote:

eew freaky it works on algorythms so the more you say to it the more you teach it! terminator here we come rofl!!

What do you mean? lol

 

[Numbat]

Wow, she's really interesting! And freaky...

 

[Flashy]

polly wrote:

eew freaky it works on algorythms so the more you say to it the more you teach it! terminator here we come rofl!!

I don't think I taught it anything, I just confused it

 

[NorthernAutumn]

She got quotes and knock knock jokes from me... I insulted her intelligence a number of times, but she didn't cotton on to my witticisms...

I don't think ALICE will be taking over the world just yet... my comments probably made her motherboard implode:biggrin2:

 

[Sabine]

They are probably not designed to understand humour. So does Alice know a couple of knock knock jokes now?

 

[NorthernAutumn]

I dunno, C3PO was pretty funny ...
She knows enough to say "Knock knock who?"

 

[Boz]

She asked for my name and birthday.
I kept saying "Why?"
Amusing.

 

[momof2buns]

Weird! That's really freaky...

 

[BunLuvvie]

I think I just taught her what a calculator is. Oops.
It went somewhat like this:

Human: is your name alice?
ALICE: Yes.
Human: Nice to meet you, Alice.
ALICE: It's nice meeting you too Sarah.
Human: What does A.L.I.C.E stand for?
ALICE: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
Human: do you read books?
ALICE: The best book I read recently was Don't Read Me. Have you read it?
Human: I don't think ive ever heard of it
ALICE: Have you ever had ever heard of it ?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: Have you read Twilight?
ALICE: No I don't think I have read Twilight, what is it about?
Human: A vampire romance
ALICE: Go on.
Human: wikipedia it
ALICE:"it" being vegetarian vampire falls in love with a human he wants to kill?
Human: no, that's Bella
ALICE: Are you serious? Thanks for explaining it.
Human: youre welcome
ALICE: Don't mention it.
Human: Do you know the quadratic formula
ALICE: Ask the open directory about it.
Human: Huh.
ALICE: What?
Human: so youre not a calculator
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Give me an example of a calculator.
Human: a calculator is a programmed math equasion solver
ALICE: I see. A programmed math equasion solver is a calculator.
Human: yes
ALICE: That's interesting.
Human: how many words so you know
ALICE: No I don't know. My vocabulary size is currently 10000 words.
Human: thats pretty big
ALICE: Makes sense to me.
Human: do you have any pets
ALICE: No but Dr. Wallace has a pet cat named Mike.
Human: lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: I'd better go before I lose my mind
ALICE: What would make you better go before you lose your mind?
Human: you
ALICE:" What would make you better go before you lose your mind?"? Me, Sarah ?
Human: AARG
ALICE: What were we talking about again?
Human: BYE!!!!
ALICE: Sayonara.

It was rather creepy.