Whell, mah name'z Leroy an' I lib wiff mah wife-bun, Willis, mah momma an' her husbun....he'z notta bun, he'z aktualle a Bob....but he'z hokay in owr book, causa he sneekz us sum treetz when momma iz at hur wurk. Willis iz kinda a helf-fude freek ( she doeznt go fer tortilla chipz or da lil'...