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My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. I refused. I told her: "If I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord."
 
*finds old Ouija board*

"I don't know guys, that stuff is dark--"

"What's the worst that could happen?"

"Spirits of the dead give us your message!"

W-E-H-A

"Guys--"

"Shut up"

W-E-H-A-V-E-U

"Guys--"

"Keep going"

W-E-H-A-V-E-U-P-D-A-T-E-D-O-U-R-P-R-I-V-A-C-Y-P-O-L-I-C-Y
 
A young couple struggled to make ends meet and tried to trim the household budget wherever possible. Instead of having a dress dry cleaned, the young woman washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to her husband, "Just think, we are eight dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand." "That's great," her husband replied. "Try washing it again!"
 
hi larry,-do you remember me..?? i would not blame you,-been a member for 15 years,--have been away for awhile,doctor gave me a bad news years ago,and i have been trying to get back to rol but couldnot get back in,-new everything/pw,id-, to doing some reading/responses -this website has changed and looks better,,---do you remember joseph r cottontail,-alias- jojobeez--we are old members of rol..-how many rabbits does it take to screw in a light bulb??-none,they are nocturnal..he,he,rrrr.
 
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there's no atmosphere. Lawyers are the only people that can write a 10,000 word document and call it a brief. Hated my job as an Origami teacher, too much paperwork!
 

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