We used ta eat dese nommy roundish pellets dat we found in anofer bowl... da stupid kats kept trying ta eat dem too, but we chased 'em away from it whenever da humens weren't looking. Mommy and daddy would yell a LOT every time dey saw us eating dose pellets, tho, 'cause they's MEAN!
Now we's not allowed to run around free and we can't has dose nummy pellets at all - mean mommy keeps us locked in a pen! She says dose foods is only for kittehs, but we fink she's lying. We tried to get our daddy to let us out when mommy wasn't looking, but he's mean too. Dey force us to get loves and won't let us eat dat ofer food - what jerks!!