I am pleased to report, I have finally conquered this world. Yes, I have these human in my paws. There is nothing holding us back you can now dominate the human world using my simple strategy that I have in these steps;
- Groom yourself and when doing so make cute honking noises.
- Demand more treats, do so by running around the human's feet in semicircles. Trip them, if possible, they love crashing into things.
- While the human creature is dormant in its nest. Run across them several times to get them up. If they fail to rise, body slams work wonders. Once they are awake see step 1.
- Without real cause or warning, dart about the room knocking over potentially breakable objects. If something does break, see step 1.
- When strangers enter the world, demand their loyalty in the form of treats (step 2) and grooming but reject them should they try to pick you up.
Once you have domesticated the humans, they will be your loyal minions. They will drop everything to see to your needs.