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Old 08-29-2017, 10:15 PM   #161
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A bullfrog goes to a bank and asks for a loan, but all he has for collateral is a ceramic elephant Unsure of what to do, the loan officer, Mr. Paddywag asks his boss for advice. His boss does not hesitate with a reply: "It's a knick-knack, Paddywag, give the frog a loan."


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Just for you Nancy (as I also have been holding those jokes these many years but also have 1 more):

Astronauts land on an alien planet and see herds of little round furballs all scurrying in one direction. (No, they weren't after craisins. :-P ) Curious, they followed them into a cave where there stood a 9' tall furball with a hypodermic needle on it's head.

"Are you the leader?" One of the astronauts asked.

Came the reply "No. I'm the furry with the syringe on top." (The Surrey With the Fringe On Top)

If you got this, thank a senior! :-)


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Old 09-25-2017, 12:20 AM   #163
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I have a lot more, too, but the wife said to take it easy on everyone here!


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